Ok Thanks Bwa 🙁
Meanwhile, Roy O' Bannon was laying on bed, he took a Midol he wasn't feeling very well. "Oh this menstrual aches are killing me" he said. I better go and take a hot shower. All of a sudden the telephones. He picks up the phone, Is Ichabod. "Roy is Ichabod I need your help, Ichy has been taken". "Oh NO" said Roy. "She went off with the mountain goat again"? "You should tie her or else, Ichy is going to keep doing that to you". "Don't be an idiot" she was abducted by el chupacabra and the....."headless chicken". Ichabod begins to cry hysterically. Fear not Roy is on his way (slowly Roy begins to shed his clothes showing a similar superman's outfit) Roy opens his bedroom window and goes to their rescue (Superman songs begins to play in background)
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The Legendary Roy O'Bannon curled up on his not-so-little bed. His idol, the also legendary Ichabod the Fearless Constable (whose name was also fed by Mark Twain lookalikes)had been kidnapped, and Roy could do nothing. Sure, he may have once taken on an entire temple of mummies, and all with only a single bullet. . .but this was different. . .this was a sheep and a chicken, The Stubborn Sheep and The Sinister Chicken. . .
Um. . .yeah and then he was suddenly on the Black Pearl and Chon Wang and everyone rode off into the sunset, making this suddenly relevant to the Pirate forum. . .
Owen and Jacky made it to the party only to realize that Jack the monkey has stolen their dancing hats. Jacky told Owen, Hey I got this idea. Why don't we go to the chicken farm down the road and borrow some cool feathers from the chickens? Ohh marvelous said, Owen. Why would I do with you? Umm ( confused) no Owen it goes, what wouldn't I do without having have some with out it with you? said Jacky. Uhgg dude said Owen I never realized that was the right way to say it. That Bacardi Coconut its starting to work. Then Jacky says, no man that wasn't the Bacardi Coconut. *burp*. Owen Looks confused. Meanwhile they arrived at the Chicken farm. And the see the two biggest chickens and they ripped the feathers out of them. The chickens starting croaking and screeching. And what they didn't realized those chickens were the headless chicken, Gray grand totally fay away and galaxy's behind the moon distant cousins. The headless chicken was watching the whole time through his magic ball. It made the chicken infuriated. Now his revenge was going to be bigger BWA HAHAH said the chicken, After I steal Ichy's genes to vanish the face of humanity. I'm going to make those two deformed squibs. Meanwhile the headless chicken cousins were left dancing the macarena, because they were cold and featherless. Then Owen and Jacky arrived at the party everyone loved their new dancing hats. They even got dates for the seven days of the week.
It sucks 😉
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Roy began to twitch hysterically. He had convinced a now confused Chon to accompany him to a casino known to often play host to The Sinister Chicken. An eccentric British man began to explain that Ichabod was locked in a footlocker in New Mexico before ushering them over to some monkeys who wanted to discuss the script for Hamlet they'd worked out. Roy noted he would like to leave, and so Chon explained that he should have bought a squirrel. Roy complained to the British man about this treatment and so it was then explained to him that by the Brit that,"I'm eccentric. I can do anything I want."
Um. . .a sort of mixture between THGTTG and Rat Race. . .yeah. . .
Chon's squeals of pain were heard even by the inspector. . .or so he thought. Further. . .inspecting, lead to the discovery of Ichabod, Ichy, and the Sinister Chicken. Seeing as Ichabod and "Fredrick" were supposed to be one in the same, this was rather distressing, to meet up with one self, exactly the sort of thing you avoid at Milliway's:The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. However the Inspector knew what to do. Through psychiatric evaluation, he discovered that Ichabod was only afraid of the The Sinister Chicken because, other than the fact that he was floppish and how he somehow translated what should have been jealous rage to the chicken and Ichy's. . ."relations" into fear, it was also obvious that his simple mind was based off of rhyming; and so he connected and feared all things sinister due to his horrid father:The Minister. Still confused Ichabod fired the Sinister Chicken into space, restoring the space time continuum! Yay!
Look, here's something LEWZMP drew around this time last year. The little dot in the corner of every panel is Andres Zapata (Shorty), the Z in LEWZMP's name. The girl who breaks her teeth is Jenny, some fangirl a lot like LEWZMP, who is satisfied with one new initial and not 3. You read it in this order:
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