Davy Jones-Rubber Chickens

LOL Indeed; you shoulda' seen the taunter at the thespian induction looking all Vercotti-ish. It was AWESOMEFUL! Especially the after-show events... And I got to wear the Vercotti hat! Yipee! Ya' know, I just noticed something. The thespian induction and my party was/is-going-to-be on the 29th! Maybe that should be one of the special days... The 29th of every month! Oh, hey. So ya' liked the lovebug-infested trenchcoat? Speaking of which, I opened the cuff buttons and found no lovebugs. Maybe they cleaned it out... Hee hee, I got the taunter to carry my backpack... Well, actually it wasn't ME. It was the girl who played the teacher who happened to be around when I was picking up my backpack and began bossing the taunter around telling them that they should carry my stuff....

My siggy contains proof of aforementioned statement.

Well............ That was a sad party. Two people, some unexpected relatives, and a lot of Super Smash Bros. So.... When shall we converge for Sweeney Todd(Maria kept saying 'Who's that?'😉? Also, if the taunter doesn't show up tomorrow or doesn't AT LEAST call..... Let's just say there will be a bonanza of bloodshed and mounds of murder. I might leave them alive enough to be 'GASTON!' in Beauty and the Beast(Bwa and the Blob) and(unless I can think of a reason not to) then beat them to a pulp, slice them to shreds, bash their brains out, throttle them, mutilate them, impale them, decapitate them, torture them, pluck them bald one hair at a time, cook what's left of them over the fire, feed them to wild dogs, rip their arms and legs off, terrorize them with insanely cute pigs, torment them with stories of LEWZMP, steal their trench-coat, smash their head in, make them implode, make them explode, whack them over the head repeatedly with a sledgehammer, dissect them, break their bones, hang them, punch them, kick them, slap them, stomp on them, shove them, scream at them, run over them(Palin style), shoot them(Cleese style), stab them(Idle style), shriek at them(Chapman style), use them as a replacement piano(Terry J. style), hit them on the head with a rubber chicken(Terry G. style), stone them, and(if I'm feeling generous) kill them. I hope this doesn't disrupt Agriculture too much....

.......................y r u engree at zem?

Never mind.

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holysheep

It's IScky!!!

It's 'Ichy'.

Anyway..... holysheepsheepy

Anyhow, Weta, don't cha' think it'd be awesome if my next party was less like this: 😂
and more like this: party22jumpwoot2dance2

hoo r u ivaten?

misty pirate wrote this:
The Sad Story of Ichy

Ichy was born in sheep land, from a sheepe mom and sheepe dad. He was a very beautiful and intelligent boy. But all his sheepe peers used to bother him, they would called him names and made fun of him. Ichy was different He liked playing with dolls and he liked using his mamas make up. Momma sheep used to tell him," pay no mind to those little sheeps, you are special. So that made him feel better. Go play with my make up she said.
When Ichy grew up he said to his momma and papa. I want to be free and fly in to the horizon, I want to change. I would like to go to the city, he said. His parents approved, it was time for Ichy to be a grown man. 7 years went by, and there was knock on papa and mamas sheep house. Oh hello young lady,said papa sheep what can I do for you? Papa is me Ichy.... Papa couldn't believe his eyes, what happened to you said papa.
Well I wanted to change so I did, I even had a sex change. Papa couldn't believe his eyes and neither his ears, he had a heart attack and died. . Momma started screaming NOOOOO my boy is a girl now. So she ran out the door and got run over by a truck.
And that is the sad story of Ichy the he/she sheep

We know Mistypirate wrote that, though it's nice to see it again....... in a way.

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That's nice.

............ DRAMA PEOPLE!

HE'S JUST KERMIT THEE FROG IN REAL LIFE!

Errr.... Who are we talking about again?

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I just posted at Facebook's Pirates of the Caribbean Fan Site profile as a Response on its Wall, "I am just crazy over Davy Jones! KD (Well, since, I see there is a spot, though.)"

Indeed; but do ya' think he looks like a rubber chicken?