Oh NOOOO!!! Johnny cried out." The headless chicken is going to eat me, it wants his eye back". "But I already digested it", said Johnny. "Ichy help me"he shouted out loud.
I'm on my way dear Johnny, said Ichy, she starts running towards Johnny. " Don't worry I'll save you". Ichy pulls out a sword, and says I'm going to cut your frigging head off, Oh wait a minute says Ichy, you Don't have a head. I guess I'm gonna have to go with your drumsticks. Ichy slashed the chicken bu the legs. Oh thank you Ichy you are my hero, said Johnny how can I repay you? How about taking me out for some fried chicken.. 🙁 .The end of the headless chicken, now legless.
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
lol...........is ichy a he or a she.....?And this:
The Sad Story of Ichy
Ichy was born in sheep land, from a sheepe mom and sheepe dad. He was a very beautiful and intelligent boy. But all his sheepe peers used to bother him, they would called him names and made fun of him. Ichy was different He liked playing with dolls and he liked using his mamas make up. 😱 Momma sheep used to tell him," pay no mind to those little sheeps, you are special. So that made him feel better. Go play with my make up she said.
When Ichy grew up he said to his momma and papa. I want to be free and fly in to the horizon, I want to change. I would like to go to the city, he said. His parents approved, it was time for Ichy to be a grown man. 7 years went by, and there was knock on papa and mamas sheep house. Oh hello young lady,said papa sheep what can I do for you? Papa is me Ichy.... 😱 Papa couldn't believe his eyes, what happened to you said papa.
Well I wanted to change so I did, I even had a sex change. Papa couldn't believe his eyes and neither his ears, he had a heart attack and died. 🙁 . Momma started screaming NOOOOO my boy is a girl now. So she ran out the door and got run over by a truck.
And that is the sad story of Ichy the he/she sheep