Roulette

Started by ~Da Moose~4 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42
I didn't get any weep

Seriously? I have loads mate. She must really hate you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Who is it, who is it? 😱

Nerf warrior 😱

Oh he's such a handsome devil isnt he? 😊

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Nerf warrior 😱

Oh he's such a handsome devil isnt he? 😊

All the streets are crammed with things
Eager to be held
I know what hands are for
And I'd like to help myself
You ask me the time
But I sense something more
And I would like to give you
What I think you're asking for
You handsome devil
Oh, you handsome devil

Let me get my hands
On your mammary gland
And let me get your head
On the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

Anyways, you are not making things better...ass.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Seriously? I have loads mate. She must really hate you.

I know...I think it is this "lets be friends" thing...or maybe she thinks I am gay...just cause I am so desperate to sleep with Mist (just once)ermm

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
That time you logged on here drunk as hell, and socked and pretended to be a man dodgy And you tried to prove it by sending pictures around, only I wasn't fooled detective

😂 *rubs chin* wow...I must have been really drunk, because I don't remember doing that 😱

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey there, Cutie. What's up...and stuff? Wanna make out? Please?

Haha^-^ sorry Bardock, but I'm gunna have to decline your offer. Buuut...Mr Griffin is dying to make out with you😄

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha^-^ sorry Bardock, but I'm gunna have to decline your offer. Buuut...Mr Griffin is [b]dying to make out with you😄 [/B]

But, but....I want you weep

Originally posted by Bardock42
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I know...I think it is this "lets be friends" thing...or maybe she thinks I am gay...just cause I am so desperate to sleep with Mist (just once)ermm [/B]

It's definitely the gay thing. ✅

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's definitely the gay thing. ✅

Shut up, you didn't have any objections yesterday.

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Nerf warrior 😱

Oh he's such a handsome devil isnt he? 😊

No wonder you think the trolls here suck. With posts like these you are leagues out of any mortal posters league.

Originally posted by Bardock42
But, but....I want you weep

😂 that's very sweet^-^ but once you see Mist's boobs, you'll never want anyone else but him^-^

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 *rubs chin* wow...I must have been really drunk, because I don't remember doing that 😱

Haha^-^ sorry Bardock, but I'm gunna have to decline your offer. Buuut...Mr Griffin is [b]dying to make out with you😄 [/B]

I would show them to you but I wouldn't want to embarrass you doped

Hey 😠

Originally posted by nerf warrior
No wonder you think the trolls here suck. With posts like these you are leagues out of any mortal posters league.

Hey, that was so lame, and I feel sorry for you and all, so just this once, Ill let you think of a better comeback, and try it again 🙂

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 that's very sweet^-^ but once you see Mist's boobs, you'll never want anyone else but him^-^

My Ego is destroyed....lies dead on the ground....I need to find some cheap hoes that have lots of sex with me for a few drinks.

Originally posted by nerf warrior
No wonder you think the trolls here suck. With posts like these you are leagues out of any mortal posters league.

Gawd...go back to where you came from....it's a rather childish thing you have going on....sad, really, when you think about it. 🙄

I just suck as a poster. That's reality.

Originally posted by nerf warrior
I just suck as a poster. That's reality.

Admitting it is the first step to recovery petpet

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I would show them to you but I wouldn't want to embarrass you doped

Hey 😠

😂 Thanks for saving me the embarrassment ^-^ haha...

😄

Originally posted by Bardock42
My Ego is destroyed....lies dead on the ground....I need to find some cheap hoes that have lots of sex with me for a few drinks.

Awww...sorry Bardock 😂

but Mist is sparkly!😱 pretty sure his boobehs are sparkly too^^

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Seriously? I have loads mate. She must really hate you.

You sound British, why do I find that sexy? I'm surrounded by British men and yet when you sound like a Brit, it's suddenly droolworthy 😛

Originally posted by Syren
You sound British, why do I find that sexy? I'm surrounded by British men and yet when you sound like a Brit, it's suddenly droolworthy 😛

It's because I'm terribly cute and such.

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 Thanks for saving me the embarrassment ^-^ haha...

😄

Awww...sorry Bardock 😂

but Mist is sparkly!😱 pretty sure his boobehs are sparkly too^^

Oh its ok...oh, i mean lyk guys hoo tink dey're top sh*t......lyk dey too good fo ne one.....doped

Stop talking about Mist's boobsschmoll

I mean...Im sure...that Mist guy would feel rather violated and perverted..dodgy

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's because I'm terribly cute and such.

And cause you have a big cock. And damn, I've never seen cocks that big before, sheesh not even my rooster is that size, what do you feed it?

I'm glad you guys have congreted into my thread.

Syren you are a stupid ****ing whore. Please PM any pics of you when you were still Pre-Op.