Whoa... Fastest Thief... Ever...

Started by Milkie2 pages

Whoa... Fastest Thief... Ever...

Originally posted by Milkie
that wasnt fast

It was damnit!

I tell you now i kill you dead! I kill you dead right now my friend!

no no, that was pretty damn fast... 😑

hi, howya do'n?, sucker punch, cash snatch, mad dash... gone in 3 seconds.

Originally posted by D-Double
no no, that was pretty damn fast... 😑

hi, howya do'n?, sucker punch, cash snatch, mad dash... gone in 3 seconds.

okay the puch was fast but a smart and fast thief would just take the money and ran without being noticed

A smart thief wouldn't rob a convenience store....

I could do that. ermm

Originally posted by Slyððering
A smart thief wouldn't rob a convenience store....
thats true

....he/she'd pull a Superman III. 😛

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I could do that. ermm

Ha! Yeah Sure!! 🙄

You'd screw up and not knock the guy out and you'd drop the freakin chase holder behind the desk

Originally posted by Milkie
Ha! Yeah Sure!! 🙄

You'd screw up and not knock the guy out and you'd drop the freakin chase holder behind the desk

Actually, I'd probably just fall over the desk and lie in a pathetic heap on the floor.

Aren't all the really big bills like the 50's and 100's and sometimes even the 20's stored under the tray?? I bet he only got like $100 bucks out of the whole thing. 😑

The punch was fast, but not the run.

Originally posted by Slyððering
....he/she'd pull a Superman III. 😛

How so? 😂

Originally posted by Blanka
okay the puch was fast but a smart and fast thief would just take the money and ran without being noticed

Nobody said he was smart. He probably only got half way down the street before the cops caught him. The cops heard the sound of rattling change and followed the trail of nickles and dimes. police

Originally posted by Noa
Aren't all the really big bills like the 50's and 100's and sometimes even the 20's stored under the tray?? I bet he only got like $100 bucks out of the whole thing. 😑

Not always...

At one cashiering job I did, we stuck the large bills under the tray, but at my current one there is a slot in the drawer under the tray, so the bills would fall out. So instead we place the bills in the tray itself.

Originally posted by D-Double
How so? 😂

Nobody said he was smart. He probably only got half way down the street before the cops caught him. The cops heard the sound of rattling change and followed the trail of nickles and dimes. police

Richard Pryor (requiescat in pace) downloaded a virus into the computer that....well, just watch Office Space.... 😛

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
The punch was fast, but not the run.

Yeah Sure! And there goes all the bills flying out of the tray because you ran so freakin fast OR you drop the whole freakin tray right outside because you rushed out the door and now money is all over the ground and kids from the neighborhood are picking it all up and will later head to the Candy Ladies house to buy Skittles and Starburst.

Originally posted by Slyððering
Richard Pryor (requiescat in pace) downloaded a virus into the computer that....well, just watch Office Space.... 😛

😆 riiiiight....... They call him the Philly Flash!! cowboy ..... 😄

smartass

Originally posted by Milkie
Yeah Sure! And there goes all the bills flying out of the tray because you ran so freakin fast OR you drop the whole freakin tray right outside because you rushed out the door and now money is all over the ground and kids from the neighborhood are picking it all up and will later head to the Candy Ladies house to buy Skittles and Starburst.

That's called being clumsey.