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General Peters
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Tired of people saying Serena Williams is hot
I'm in the fukken super gas station the other night and the lines were long inside.
I overheard these two black dudes behind me discussing the US Open... "yeah...she was winning big!" ...the other goes "I saw it said 'S. Williams' and I HAD to watch some of that !" He gets this big grin on his grill. They were both 50 year old dudes, and some fukken pussy white guy was standing there with them trying to make conversation since the line was long. "Did she have the cat suit on tonight?" the puss asked. "Noooo but she was lookin gooood!" one of the black dudes said. The puss sort of nodded his head like "yes sir!"
I was pissed off since this loser didn't have the nads to just tell them that the lure of womens tennis is jerking your crank to hot blonde euros or brunette south americans.
It would be like saying "I love watching womens golf because Sorenstam is FUKKEN HOTT!!!!!!"
You have hundreds of hotties to choose from yet you yank your pole to a chick with a mustache. Likewise, in tennis there are many and I mean MANY to get your jerk on to, yet you're lubing up to a body-building she-male.
So I put my drink on the counter and pay for it and while I am doing so, I say "who was she playing?"
Both dudes shake their heads, "don't know. I was just watchin Serena!"
I put my shades on and I said, "I'm checking out the US Open too especially if hotties are playing....but the Williams sisters....I'm not into bestiality."
I walked off while one of them said, "Ah mAAAAAAAAN that is low!!" and then probably said something else about how I'm a racist for not popping wood to a wildebeest. 🙄
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Re: Tired of people saying Serena Williams is hot
Originally posted by General Peters
I'm in the fukken super gas station the other night and the lines were long inside.
I overheard these two black dudes behind me discussing the US Open... "yeah...she was winning big!" ...the other goes "I saw it said 'S. Williams' and I HAD to watch some of that !" He gets this big grin on his grill. They were both 50 year old dudes, and some fukken pussy white guy was standing there with them trying to make conversation since the line was long. "Did she have the cat suit on tonight?" the puss asked. "Noooo but she was lookin gooood!" one of the black dudes said. The puss sort of nodded his head like "yes sir!"
I was pissed off since this loser didn't have the nads to just tell them that the lure of womens tennis is jerking your crank to hot blonde euros or brunette south americans.
It would be like saying "I love watching womens golf because Sorenstam is FUKKEN HOTT!!!!!!"
You have hundreds of hotties to choose from yet you yank your pole to a chick with a mustache. Likewise, in tennis there are many and I mean MANY to get your jerk on to, yet you're lubing up to a body-building she-male.
So I put my drink on the counter and pay for it and while I am doing so, I say "who was she playing?"
Both dudes shake their heads, "don't know. I was just watchin Serena!"
I put my shades on and I said, "I'm checking out the US Open too especially if hotties are playing....but the Williams sisters....I'm not into bestiality."I walked off while one of them said, "Ah mAAAAAAAAN that is low!!" and then probably said something else about how I'm a racist for not popping wood to a wildebeest. 🙄
Mmmhmmm.
Who the hell is this guy? 😕