Tired of people saying Serena Williams is hot

Started by General Peters4 pages

Tired of people saying Serena Williams is hot

I'm in the fukken super gas station the other night and the lines were long inside.
I overheard these two black dudes behind me discussing the US Open... "yeah...she was winning big!" ...the other goes "I saw it said 'S. Williams' and I HAD to watch some of that !" He gets this big grin on his grill. They were both 50 year old dudes, and some fukken pussy white guy was standing there with them trying to make conversation since the line was long. "Did she have the cat suit on tonight?" the puss asked. "Noooo but she was lookin gooood!" one of the black dudes said. The puss sort of nodded his head like "yes sir!"
I was pissed off since this loser didn't have the nads to just tell them that the lure of womens tennis is jerking your crank to hot blonde euros or brunette south americans.
It would be like saying "I love watching womens golf because Sorenstam is FUKKEN HOTT!!!!!!"
You have hundreds of hotties to choose from yet you yank your pole to a chick with a mustache. Likewise, in tennis there are many and I mean MANY to get your jerk on to, yet you're lubing up to a body-building she-male.
So I put my drink on the counter and pay for it and while I am doing so, I say "who was she playing?"
Both dudes shake their heads, "don't know. I was just watchin Serena!"
I put my shades on and I said, "I'm checking out the US Open too especially if hotties are playing....but the Williams sisters....I'm not into bestiality."

I walked off while one of them said, "Ah mAAAAAAAAN that is low!!" and then probably said something else about how I'm a racist for not popping wood to a wildebeest. 🙄

Never heard anyone refer to her as being attractive in my life.

Originally posted by Barker
Never heard anyone refer to her as being attractive in my life.

i heard ppl say maria sharapova though...🤨

Originally posted by Barker
Never heard anyone refer to her as being attractive in my life.
Originally posted by Barker
Never heard anyone refer to her as being attractive in my life.

i agree

Originally posted by General Peters
I'm in the fukken super gas station the other night and the lines were long inside.
I overheard these two black dudes behind me discussing the US Open... "yeah...she was winning big!" ...the other goes "I saw it said 'S. Williams' and I HAD to watch some of that !" He gets this big grin on his grill. They were both 50 year old dudes, and some fukken pussy white guy was standing there with them trying to make conversation since the line was long. "Did she have the cat suit on tonight?" the puss asked. "Noooo but she was lookin gooood!" one of the black dudes said. The puss sort of nodded his head like "yes sir!"
I was pissed off since this loser didn't have the nads to just tell them that the lure of womens tennis is jerking your crank to hot blonde euros or brunette south americans.
It would be like saying "I love watching womens golf because Sorenstam is FUKKEN HOTT!!!!!!"
You have hundreds of hotties to choose from yet you yank your pole to a chick with a mustache. Likewise, in tennis there are many and I mean MANY to get your jerk on to, yet you're lubing up to a body-building she-male.
So I put my drink on the counter and pay for it and while I am doing so, I say "who was she playing?"
Both dudes shake their heads, "don't know. I was just watchin Serena!"
I put my shades on and I said, "I'm checking out the US Open too especially if hotties are playing....but the Williams sisters....I'm not into bestiality."

I walked off while one of them said, "Ah mAAAAAAAAN that is low!!" and then probably said something else about how I'm a racist for not popping wood to a wildebeest. 🙄

Originally posted by Lyna303
i heard ppl say maria sharapova though...🤨

That's because Maria Sharapova is hot. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen

That's because Maria Sharapova is hot. herbnone


o ok...

Originally posted by Lyna303
i heard ppl say maria sharapova though...🤨

Originally posted by Bloigen

That's because Maria Sharapova is hot. herbnone

Originally posted by Lyna303
i heard ppl say maria sharapova though...🤨

i find that disgusting

Peters, you have some major issues. Learn how to shut up.

omg another one of ur f*cked up stories how u think ur so d*mn cool, with those f*cking sunglasses

Re: Tired of people saying Serena Williams is hot

Originally posted by General Peters
I'm in the fukken super gas station the other night and the lines were long inside.
I overheard these two black dudes behind me discussing the US Open... "yeah...she was winning big!" ...the other goes "I saw it said 'S. Williams' and I HAD to watch some of that !" He gets this big grin on his grill. They were both 50 year old dudes, and some fukken pussy white guy was standing there with them trying to make conversation since the line was long. "Did she have the cat suit on tonight?" the puss asked. "Noooo but she was lookin gooood!" one of the black dudes said. The puss sort of nodded his head like "yes sir!"
I was pissed off since this loser didn't have the nads to just tell them that the lure of womens tennis is jerking your crank to hot blonde euros or brunette south americans.
It would be like saying "I love watching womens golf because Sorenstam is FUKKEN HOTT!!!!!!"
You have hundreds of hotties to choose from yet you yank your pole to a chick with a mustache. Likewise, in tennis there are many and I mean MANY to get your jerk on to, yet you're lubing up to a body-building she-male.
So I put my drink on the counter and pay for it and while I am doing so, I say "who was she playing?"
Both dudes shake their heads, "don't know. I was just watchin Serena!"
I put my shades on and I said, "I'm checking out the US Open too especially if hotties are playing....but the Williams sisters....I'm not into bestiality."

I walked off while one of them said, "Ah mAAAAAAAAN that is low!!" and then probably said something else about how I'm a racist for not popping wood to a wildebeest. 🙄

Mmmhmmm.

Who the hell is this guy? 😕

Originally posted by General Peters
I'm in the fukken super gas station the other night and the lines were long inside.
I overheard these two black dudes behind me discussing the US Open... "yeah...she was winning big!" ...the other goes "I saw it said 'S. Williams' and I HAD to watch some of that !" He gets this big grin on his grill. They were both 50 year old dudes, and some fukken pussy white guy was standing there with them trying to make conversation since the line was long. "Did she have the cat suit on tonight?" the puss asked. "Noooo but she was lookin gooood!" one of the black dudes said. The puss sort of nodded his head like "yes sir!"
I was pissed off since this loser didn't have the nads to just tell them that the lure of womens tennis is jerking your crank to hot blonde euros or brunette south americans.
It would be like saying "I love watching womens golf because Sorenstam is FUKKEN HOTT!!!!!!"
You have hundreds of hotties to choose from yet you yank your pole to a chick with a mustache. Likewise, in tennis there are many and I mean MANY to get your jerk on to, yet you're lubing up to a body-building she-male.
So I put my drink on the counter and pay for it and while I am doing so, I say "who was she playing?"
Both dudes shake their heads, "don't know. I was just watchin Serena!"
I put my shades on and I said, "I'm checking out the US Open too especially if hotties are playing....but the Williams sisters....I'm not into bestiality."

I walked off while one of them said, "Ah mAAAAAAAAN that is low!!" and then probably said something else about how I'm a racist for not popping wood to a wildebeest. 🙄

HMm...you know Im pretty sure lil b told you not to make these threads...and you've made two already today....somebody's gonna get banneded 😱

Originally posted by masterkit
omg another one of ur f*cked up stories how u think ur so d*mn cool, with those f*cking sunglasses

Calm the Petpet down. 😐

OMG!!! buffed up women!!!

maria.sharapova

Originally posted by Barker
Calm the Petpet down. 😐

Dont make me mhm you. 😐

Originally posted by Barker
Calm the Petpet down. 😐

y😬

That's it. It's for your own good.

herbjedi

herbfight