Someone gouge out my eyes, please.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm implying I'm the one who had sex with your 12 year old cousin. Hence the "small world" part.

Unless you slept with a guy. shock

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Good. That means more vagina for the rest of us.

Originally posted by fantasygirl
I think the cousin's a guy. 😛

Unless you slept with a guy. shock

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm implying I'm the one who had sex with your 12 year old cousin. Hence the "small world" part.

my cousin is a boy...........

Originally posted by lord xyz
Guys are just as good. srug

oh......alright then........😖hivers:

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
droolio

hope you feel better, I'll talk to you later mister

Originally posted by lord xyz
Guys are just as good. srug

Originally posted by SelphieT
hope you feel better, I'll talk to you later mister

Originally posted by fantasygirl
No

My most sincere sympathies go out you. No would should have to bare witness to such an atrocity.

My advice...find yourself a good therapist. 😛

Originally posted by RZA
My most sincere sympathies go out you. No would should have to bare witness to such an atrocity.

My advice...find yourself a good therapist. 😛

Might I recommend a pic of Adriana Lima?

Should fix you right back up...(no pun intended dude)

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Peace oot are you coming on to me?

What were you doing just going through his phone anyway? A lot of people have personal stuff there.

*shoves fingers in his eyes* 😊

Originally posted by The Pict
What were you doing just going through his phone anyway? A lot of people have personal stuff there.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I looked throuh my brothers phone to see if he was cheating on his girlfriend. I knew he wasn't but I wanted to see anyway. ermm

Why should you care, is she like your friend or something?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I looked throuh my brothers phone to see if he was cheating on his girlfriend. I knew he wasn't but I wanted to see anyway. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Good story wanker

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.

Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive. 🙁

Man, you're looking for naked pictures of your cousin? Freak.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was looking through my cousins pictures on his phone, and as i was going though, i happend to find a naked picture of him and his girlfriend. So now, i'm going to have to kill myself to get the picture out of my head. I'm never going to be able to have sex again, because thats the only image i'll see when i close my eyes.

Word of warning, dont look through other peoples pictures on their phone or camera or anything, it could ruin your sex drive. 🙁

😆 Serves you right for being so god damn nosey!