Dude, I was playyyyed..

Started by Kelly_LS9 pages

Originally posted by Council#13
No! No! No! Don't do that! Just.... act happy! 😊 Or kill him 😈 Far easier, but in the long run, ineffective

I've been trying. 😬

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I've been trying. 😬

you've been trying to kill him?? shock

😉

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
you've been trying to kill him?? shock

😉


Heheheh! No, trying to get over the ass head.

kick his ass or something...show your true frustration and anger. But then again that just might make it worse.

I'd say for you to pretend to like someone else. That way he'll think you weren't that serious with the relationship the whole time. You should have told him you were faking happy while you were together. That would have been worth a punch in the stomach.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
kick his ass or something...show your true frustration and anger. But then again that just might make it worse.

Hehe yeah, it might.
Originally posted by Council#13
I'd say for you to pretend to like someone else. That way he'll think you weren't that serious with the relationship the whole time. You should have told him you were faking happy while you were together. That would have been worth a punch in the stomach.

I should. He does it to me all the time so I should do it right back. I hope he gets AIDS.

That could be arranged 😖hifty:

No! Not in the way you're thinking! shock Dear lord, you're sick! I meant slipping replacing his sleeping pills or whatever with extra strong viagra, and sending a monkey over to his house. 😖hifty: I'm one sly dog

Originally posted by Council#13
That could be arranged 😖hifty:

No! Not in the way you're thinking! shock Dear lord, you're sick! I meant slipping replacing his sleeping pills or whatever with extra strong viagra, and sending a monkey over to his house. 😖hifty: I'm one sly dog


😂 Either way.

Your call 😉

Oh damn not again. I mean, do you want me to kill him or send the monkey. Why does it always sound gay? 😕

Originally posted by Council#13
Your call 😉

Oh damn not again. I mean, do you want me to kill him or send the monkey. Why does it always sound gay? 😕


Yeah, send a white ape with no ass hair.

Here, why doesn't he just get drunk and sleep with a prostitute? I mean, they're practically breeding grounds for STD's. 🙂

😆

Originally posted by Council#13
That could be arranged 😖hifty:

No! Not in the way you're thinking! shock Dear lord, you're sick! I meant slipping replacing his sleeping pills or whatever with extra strong viagra, and sending a monkey over to his house. 😖hifty: I'm one sly dog

Oh god 😆

Originally posted by Council#13
Here, why doesn't he just get drunk and sleep with a prostitute? I mean, they're practically breeding grounds for STD's. 🙂

Well, let's figure out a wway to get him to sleep with one and we'll call it a day! 😛

Push him into a strip bar?

Originally posted by Council#13
Push him into a strip bar?

We don't have any around here, lol.

Ah. Get him into jail. That place is swarming with prostitutes. I would know I've seen

Originally posted by Council#13
Ah. Get him into jail. That place is swarming with prostitutes. I would know I've seen

What did you do time for? Lol.

I wasn't in it. I've seen leftright

Prostitutes(the ones in brothels) don't carry STDs. They get tested monthly.

Hookers(the ones on the street corners) are the ones that may carry STDs.

Why I'm being pedantic about this, I have no idea.