Captain America Vs. Captain Nazi Vs. Captain Britain Vs. Us Agent

Started by bigbran3 pages

Even if they lose the first one.(somehow)

They get 10/10 in the desert. Or 9/10

Who is they???

Originally posted by Jesse7
Who is they???
Captain Britain, and his helper.

LOL who is captain britain's helper?

Well actually captain britain could try to suck up all the cheese, but he has no super speed so he cant quickly digest it, so he would be inhaling a room that is 10 by 10 and 6 feet tall/deep, of pure cheese, he would be a bloated ball of mass and would likely die.

Originally posted by Jesse7
LOL who is captain britain's helper?
U.S Agent.
Originally posted by Jesse7
Well actually captain britain could try to suck up all the cheese, but he has no super speed so he cant quickly digest it, so he would be inhaling a room that is 10 by 10 and 6 feet tall/deep, of pure cheese, he would be a bloated ball of mass and would likely die.
Or he could suck up some, and spit it at Cap America, KOing him.

Why would Cap America work with Cap Nazi anyway?

Better question, who the hell is Cap Nazi?

You don't know who Captain Nazi IS!?

And this is a FFA US agent cant help Cap Brit!

Originally posted by bigbran
U.S Agent. Or he could suck up some, and spit it at Cap America, KOing him.

Why would Cap America work with Cap Nazi anyway?

Better question, who the hell is Cap Nazi?

well he would have to suck up alot then just to get the cheese low enough to where he could aim at Cap America, remember britain has two 500 ton weights on each ear, so his head on directly on the ground cant life it or turn it, he would have to suck up pretty much all of it.

Originally posted by Jesse7
You don't know who Captain Nazi IS!?
Nope, why should I?

Originally posted by Jesse7
And this is a FFA US agent cant help Cap Brit!
He's on his team, isn't he?

Originally posted by bigbran
Nope, why should I?

He's on his team, isn't he?

Its a FFA T_T

Wouldn't they all drown in a 6 foot deep vat of cheese? Isn't the first fight just who can hold their breath the longest?

First off, 🤨 and secondly Captain Britain.

Captain Nazi, because he's hilarious.

Originally posted by The Fake Macoy
Wouldn't they all drown in a 6 foot deep vat of cheese? Isn't the first fight just who can hold their breath the longest?

They can swim through it and leap into the air like whales and such, their is a 6 foot vat of cheese yes, but theirs 4 foot of room above it, as I said a 10x10 square, 10 feet in height.

All of them can manuever through the cheese, except Captain britain who's head is stuck at the very bottom of the vat by two un removable 500 ton weights on each of his ears.

Originally posted by bigbran
Well then he swings wildly, causing tidal waves.
Or sonic claps.

And this is going on at the very bottom, while the other 3 fight it out at the top or some where in the vat, but if any of them get to close to Cap brit at the very bottom, its like swimming into a shark.

P.S. none of them ca nsee through the cheese, so they have to be careful not to swim into (or be thrown into) the raging Captain britain who is stuck at the bottom and is flailing wildly.

bmp

Jesse , you've made the most unbalanced match in the entirety of this forum, and i've seen the 'Thing versus Crippled Superman' thread.

Cap and Us agent are Street levelers

Captain Britan is a low class 100

Captain Nazi on the other hand can lay a beat-down on CM , you know the guy who CAN GO TOE TO TOE WITH SUPERMAN !

Nazi rips them to shreds in the name of the Fuhrer , before goose-stepping his way straight out of that vat-o-cheese.

Grey Fox don't forget the cheese factor, that gives USAgent and Cap America a chance, besides isn't USAgent class 50 now?

And he OP states that Cap Britain is chained at the very bottom of the vat, so he wil drown eventually the rest just need to stay away from him till he does.

Originally posted by Jesse7
Grey Fox don't forget the cheese factor, that gives USAgent and Cap America a chance, besides isn't USAgent class 50 now?

And he OP states that Cap Britain is chained at the very bottom of the vat, so he wil drown eventually the rest just need to stay away from him till he does.

How do any of the others honestly matter when you have a SUPERMAN level character there. As earlier stated their torn apart. Nazi wins.

britain all the time