The Club of the Secret Hideout in My pants

As advertised in Sactuary's thread.

Free cream filled twinkies!

Females and Post-op transvestites need only apply.

Our first order of business is a naughty password.

Our second order of business is to name our top officials. I'm King and President. Empress and Secretary of Twinkie Cream are both up for grabs.

What have I done... 😂

I'll join. w00t

Two positions open. Empress or Secretary of the Twinkie Cream?

And when we wonder "where are the new comers getting their crap?".

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Two positions open. Empress or Secretary of the Twinkie Cream?

Crap?

I didn't start this damn club trend, don't blame me. Besides, check Sanctuary's thread if you want to know where it came from.

Anyway, no guys. You can be security or something if you want. You get a weaponized Tesla Coil for joining the CSHMP Military.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Could I just be a regular member? faint

Fine. But your only privledge as a regular member is to eat Chocolate Salty Balls.

Ewch. I may have to reconsider. hmm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Ewch. I may have to reconsider. hmm

I told ya. Empress is the way to go.

There's not really any responsibility if that's what you're worried about.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I didn't start this damn club trend, don't blame me. Besides, check Sanctuary's thread if you want to know where it came from.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Crap?

I didn't start this damn club trend, don't blame me. Besides, check Sanctuary's thread if you want to know where it came from.

Anyway, no guys. You can be security or something if you want. You get a weaponized Tesla Coil for joining the CSHMP Military.

No, I have been recently assigned Arbiter of all the clubs that seem to be popping up. You don't cause any friction between the other organizations and we'll be the best of friends...

i wanna be a manager

You can be Manager of Security. See that rod I posted shooting out all that lightning? That's your weapon.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Where did it come from? hmm

This is everyone's fault but mine.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
You can be Manager of Security. See that rod I posted shooting out all that lightning? That's your weapon.

This is everyone's fault but mine.

na-uh, i want a night-stick and a flashlight ✅

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
na-uh, i want a night-stick and a flashlight ✅

But...that's so "Old Fat White Mall Cop".

Whatever man, if you want a downgrade, take it.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
i wanna be a manager

How many people will fit in the pants?

I want a twinkie... 🙁

I've never had one... ❌

We don't get them here... 👇

Originally posted by The Pict
How many people will fit in the pants?

How ever many want in.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I want a twinkie... 🙁

I've never had one... ❌

We don't get them here... 👇

Oh noooe! How do you never have a twinkie!?

That's it, you get a lifetimes supply

there's a club for that?

woot