There's a new sheriff in town.

Started by AOR2 pages

There's a new sheriff in town.

Dear Members of KMC,

This is your friendly neighborhood Arbiter stopping by to ensure that peace and justice is maintained in this humble community of KMC. In the past week, there has been a steady rise in clubs lately and an interest to match. Now we wouldn’t want any commotion with these new “clubs” let alone problems with the participants. So consider this an invitation for all club leaders and members to stay on your best behavior. sly

-AOR

*riots* firefirefireph

So......

Who's the new sheriff?

Originally posted by silver_tears
*riots* firefirefireph

*Calls the riot police* None of that here little lady 😎

Originally posted by Bloigen
So......

Who's the new sheriff?

Not you 😐

Originally posted by AOR
Not you 😐

Interesting.

So......

Who's the new sheriff?

I shot the sheriff

I fought the law and the layers won 😛

I didnt have anything to do with the deputy getting smoked though2guns

Originally posted by smoker4
I shot the shitty sheriff

AOR's one of the cool ones. 😊

Originally posted by lord xyz
AOR's one of the cool ones. 😊
Not as cool as him lol_snowman 😆

😂

Originally posted by ThePittman
Not as cool as him lol_snowman 😆
*is cool*

Barker: One more question your honor.....if you made a club, and all the clubs follow the rules, why is it called PENIS, putting the young-ens in offensive danger.

KoK: They were'nt in dang-

Barker: Were they in grave Danger? Is there any other type? I can have someone link the thread to you.

Kok: I do not need to have the thread linked to me, like I am some type of child!

Barker: Did you make the thread?

Raz: (You don't have to answer that...)

Barker: DID YOU MAKE THE THREAD?!?

Raz: (I'll hold you in contempt!)

KoK: I'll answer it. You want answeres?

Barker: I believe I'm entitled to them.

Kok: You want answeres!?!

Barker: I WANT THE TRUTH!

Kok: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by mods that ban. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Barker? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for socks, and you curse the mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the socks ban, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me making threads, you need me making threadsl. We use words like sock, troll, banning. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent foruming. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very threads that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a internet connection, and make a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Barker: DId you report the OCK?

Kok: I did the job I...

Barker: DID YOU REPORT THE SOCK?!?!

KoK: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Barker: One more question your honor.....if you made a club, and all the clubs follow the rules, why is it called PENIS, putting the young-ens in offensive danger.

KoK: They were'nt in dang-

Barker: Were they in grave Danger? Is there any other type? I can have someone link the thread to you.

Kok: I do not need to have the thread linked to me, like I am some type of child!

Barker: Did you make the thread?

Raz: (You don't have to answer that...)

Barker: DID YOU MAKE THE THREAD?!?

Raz: (I'll hold you in contempt!)

KoK: I'll answer it. You want answeres?

Barker: I believe I'm entitled to them.

Kok: You want answeres!?!

Barker: I WANT THE TRUTH!

Kok: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by mods that ban. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Barker? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for socks, and you curse the mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the socks ban, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me making threads, you need me making threadsl. We use words like sock, troll, banning. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent foruming. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very threads that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a internet connection, and make a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Barker: DId you report the OCK?

Kok: I did the job I...

Barker: DID YOU REPORT THE SOCK?!?!

KoK: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

You don't even know the half of it ermm

Can I be the deputy?

Can you handle extreme duress and an unlimited number of enemies?

*The sound of AOR's spurrs echoed through the silent town. A piece of dried up vegetation scampered across his path as he nailed a warning list on the nearest post, obstructing all other wanted papers and rules. The paper read as following:

Warning

As of September 18th, 2006, all clubs and/or organizations are to carry a license. Clubs and organization that have been recently established must follow this code of conduct. If you're worried about whether or not you need a license, you have been sent a notice. All Club leaders have till the end of this week to attain a license. As of Saturday 22nd of September 2006 at 12:00 p.m. eastern time. I will make a routine check to verify that you have your license. Failure to comply gives one a 24 hour Final Notice from which that time your establishment will be closed. And future business with our corporations will be annulled. Thank you for your time.

-AOR