The KMC Band of Pirates

Started by Lord Paradise3 pages
Lord Paradise Senior Member

Originally posted by Strangelove
In response to the KMC Heavy Metal Band and the KMC Boy Band, I give you, the KMC Band of Pirates! We plunder and pillage all the live long day. We argue over booty. And we make a hell of a pina colada.

The Officers:
Lead Pirate: Maddox
First Mate, Envoy to KMC- Strangelove

Anyone who wants to be an officer in the Band can do so, just give post your preferred title on this thread. I will most likely disagree and change your title to something that soothes my fiendish ego.

Avast!

My only complaint with that is that you didn't put the Boy Band first. Remember who started this craze.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Strangelove
I say 'aye' although ladyfolk are bad luck on the seafaring voyages...but she's a wench, it's all good.

The Officers:
Maddox: Master and Commander
Strangelove: First Mate and Booty Archivist, Envoy to KMC
Pittman: Keeper of the Bilge and Chief Rapscallion
Lance: Fall Guy and Walker of the Plank
Da Moose: Pirate of the High Cereals
[B]Bardock: Moose's STD-ridden parrot
Smoker: Seaman Stains, Swabber of the Poop Deck
Pandora: Mentally Unbalanced, Official Wench to the Pirates [/B]

Bardock: Moose's STD-ridden parrot

Teehee...arrr...I think he ain't be seein' that one yet....arrrr....

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
My only complaint with that is that you didn't put the Boy Band first. Remember who started this craze.
My apologies...

WE SHALL PLUNDER YOUR BOY BAND TO THE GROUND!! pirate

Lord Paradise Senior Member

Originally posted by Strangelove
My apologies...

WE SHALL PLUNDER YOUR BOY BAND TO THE GROUND!! pirate

Yeah, well we're dreamy. *brushes hair back*

Bardock42 Junior Member

So..where did I get the STDs from...😏

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

oo oo can i join??

PandoraMomo I have a secret...

Originally posted by Strangelove
I say 'aye' although ladyfolk are bad luck on the seafaring voyages...but she's a wench, it's all good.

The Officers:
Maddox: Master and Commander
Strangelove: First Mate and Booty Archivist, Envoy to KMC
Pittman: Keeper of the Bilge and Chief Rapscallion
Lance: Fall Guy and Walker of the Plank
Da Moose: Pirate of the High Cereals
Bardock: Moose's STD-ridden parrot
Smoker: Seaman Stains, Swabber of the Poop Deck
Pandora: Mentally Unbalanced, Official Wench to the Pirates


Hurrah!
Who the hell stole stuff from my quarters!
I will smite whoever did it!
Oh, and remind me to patent the ? mark before people steal it.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by mikeydude
oo oo can i join??
Make up a title.

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Hurrah!
Who the hell stole stuff from my quarters!
I will smite whoever did it!
Oh, and remind me to patent the ? mark before people steal it.
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