Superman vs. WW (twist)

I have inside reports that this is the next issue, of What Would Happen In A Situation Where (which is NOT a ripoff of What If 😠 )

What Would Happen In A Situation Where...

Superman was Drunk!

And before anyone tells me that he can't get drunk because he's super, obviously you have not taken into account that this is SUPER Liquor!

So...

Our situation is, after a super-night on the super-town, Superman comes back to the Watchtower, unable to fly straight, so it takes him a lil' while. Once he gets back, he starts hittin on Diana, saying how she should leave Bruce. Then, she closes his drunk jaw with a punch!

Who Wins?

Assuming she doesn't want to just lop off his head. She'd probably just chuck the lasso around him as he staggers about telling everyone in the Watchtower how much he loves them all.

What if she only has her armor?

She might have a hard time calming him down. I guess she could knock him out cold, though. Superman being drunk might be dangerous, who knows if he lobotomized Diana.

Diana lassoes him. Superman is no longer drunk. Diana slaps him for being such an ass....

Ah, but what I meant above is what if she only had her regular armor? (i.e no lasso, no sword etc.)

Rofl.

"Bruce...you remember those times you kicked my ass...I let you because I love you."

drunk

"Oh... and J-Jo-J'ohn... we always laughed at your funny head when you wern't looking"