Chaos has left the boards.... But I'll be back!!

So basically we're dropping him through the trap door into the flooded basement from the hole in the dike ?

what if i'm telling? 😈

If you tell, we'll be performing painful dentistry on you tomorrow.

what if i'm telling?

oh don't worry, we're used to the count. If you awake him....he'll eat you

I know how to kick his ass, he will obey me 😈

now, why is it when someone hears about romania it's either:
1. never heard of it
or
2. oh, yes...dracula, right?

I thought it was Transylvania

Romania is the closest you get in the modern day.

Transilvanya is just the middle part of Romania...

But what about Bordeaux Pass ?

what about it?

Vlad Tepez

Bordeaux Pass is in all the Dracula movies. It runs by the front door of the castle or something....

yes... Vlad tepez

well...we really don't talk about him 'round here at all!

Who ? Vlad ? or Dracula ?

Dracula doesn't exist. Vlad is also called Dracula by uninformed tourists...

since when???? 😕 😕

QUEEQER...................you told me Dracula was your brother !!! 😱 😱 😱 😠 😠 😠