"Yeah dude, they should've left it on the original ending. You know, the one where Frodo's laying down and the two other hobbits come jumping on the bed, and then Sam comes in with that really gay look on his face, like he's saying that he and Frodo need some alone time..."
"Dude, there not gay, they're hobbits."
I love the LOTR, but that quote just had me on the floor balling.
How about using an already made thread like this one? BTW, Randall is right.