Jesus VS Buddha Vs Muhammed

Started by Lord Urizen5 pages

Jesus VS Buddha Vs Muhammed

! RELIGIOUS SMACKDOWN !

Which so called Prophet of Peace takes this ???

Who is the kindest hearted? Who is the most gentle? Who is the purest of the pure, the greatest of the great ?

Who is the sincerest of the sincere? Who is best represented by thier followers, and ultamtely, who is the deliverer of TRUTH ?

And again, who is used the LEAST as an excuse for discrimination, violence, and hate ?

Re: Jesus VS Buddha Vs Muhammed

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]! RELIGIOUS SMACKDOWN !

Which so called Prophet of Peace takes this ???

Who is the kindest hearted? Who is the most gentle? Who is the purest of the pure, the greatest of the great ?

Who is the sincerest of the sincere? Who is best represented by thier followers, and ultamtely, who is the deliverer of TRUTH ?

And again, who is used the LEAST as an excuse for discrimination, violence, and hate ? [/B]

Buddha, his followers are more likely to sit and chant you to death.

Although I wouldn't say Buddhists are kind hearted or gentle by nature there must be a give and take on both ends.

I cast my chips with Muhammed.

Why...because I do. 🥷

Originally posted by Alliance
I cast my chips with Muhammed.

Why...because I do. 🥷

Muhammed is a terrorist....

Jesus is a hypocrit...

And Buddha is fat.....

I dislike fat hypocritical terrorists.....

Well then each of your preassigned characteristics is only 1/3 of each.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Muhammed is a terrorist....

Jesus is a hypocrit...

And Buddha is fat.....

I dislike fat hypocritical terrorists.....

Fat never killed anyone, except well the fat person.

Buddha isn't a hypocrite because he had a "soft" touch and preferred to speak in tones describing all and not some, as it were.

Shaky is probably gonna school me on this though.

Shakya need to go to school first.

😑 😂

Shaky surely is not fat......that's for sure.............I'd say Buddhists...

Shakya needs to go to fat school.
Bad bad Aliance..lol

Muhammed's followers will kill all the others, though Buddha's Martial Artists might be a problem, with Jesus' leet power(These are not my actual views 🥷 (damn political correctness))

Originally posted by debbiejo
😑 😂

Shaky surely is not fat......that's for sure.............I'd say Buddhists...

Will you stop throwing around random accusations? 🥷

You were caught..!!!! 😎

Considering that the "fat Buddha" is a different one from the one most commenly followed, I go With Guatama Buddha.

Guanyin buddhas mom....she was a tough lady.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guanyin buddhas mom....she was a tough lady.

Debbie are your shoes untied, yeah I thought so time to go read some more.

Originally posted by Soleran
Debbie are your shoes untied, yeah I thought so time to go read some more.
But that's what others told me..........why does he have other moms? 😕

I've even seen pics and statues...

Originally posted by Soleran
Debbie are your shoes untied

Originally posted by debbiejo
But that's what others told me..........why does he have other moms? 😕

I've even seen pics and statues...

I've always been a big fan of the Tao te Ching, maybe we can talk about this, can we, talk about it!

Buddha was sloth, but since he wasn't christian did he sin?

Re: Jesus VS Buddha Vs Muhammed

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]! RELIGIOUS SMACKDOWN !

Which so called Prophet of Peace takes this ???

Who is the kindest hearted? Who is the most gentle? Who is the purest of the pure, the greatest of the great ?

Who is the sincerest of the sincere? Who is best represented by thier followers, and ultamtely, who is the deliverer of TRUTH ?

And again, who is used the LEAST as an excuse for discrimination, violence, and hate ? [/B]


Wasn't this settled on a South Park episode?

Originally posted by Soleran
Buddha was sloth, but since he wasn't christian did he sin?
Lol, you need to read up on the Buddha. He was ascetic for a time, he reached the point where he was so emaciated and weak he almost drowned in a puddle. This led him to understand the need for moderation in life.

Originally posted by Regret
Lol, you need to read up on the Buddha. He was ascetic for a time, he reached the point where he was so emaciated and weak he almost drowned in a puddle. This led him to understand the need for moderation in life.

I was really joking about the sloth, my other posts would give you more insight to that.

Buddhists and folks who buy into the Tao are fairly similar, but thanks for your teachings none the less.

You do know a great deal of those stories are meant as lessons right?