Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mist, I call upon you all in my hour of need.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm

I heard his mom and dad are the same thing.ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I take my skank elsewhere doped

I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm

What are you implying? ermm
Was it C.O.C.K?

Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery 😮

Originally posted by LethalFemme

I heard his mom and dad are the same thing.ermm

I wouldn't be surprised, his love of heels and power tools would make sense ermm

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then I'm left alone on Friday nights. disgust

petpet

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet

Originally posted by silver_tears
What are you implying? ermm
Was it COCK?

Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery 😮

Originally posted by silver_tears
I wouldn't be surprised, his love of heels and power tools would make sense ermm

A vibrator is a power tool?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
A vibrator is a power tool?

If used properly eyes

Originally posted by Barker
Nothing deceptive here.

Excellent, so it's agreed, I'll just have to deal with C.O.C.K anyway I know how.

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Next time, I'm stalking you. 🥷

Everyone does flirt

Originally posted by silver_tears
If used properly eyes

Well the good ones do use heavy duty batteries.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well the good ones do use heavy duty batteries.hmm

I always wondered why he had boxes of them in his closet shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
If used properly eyes

Excellent, so it's agreed, I'll just have to deal with C.O.C.K anyway I know how.

Everyone does flirt

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then I must destroy them all. ermm

Leave the men, they're important to me weep

Originally posted by silver_tears
I always wondered why he had boxes of them in his closet shock

No those ones he just shoves straight up there.ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Leave the men, they're important to me weep

Originally posted by fantasygirl
They keep you from being lonely during the nights. 🥷

They keep me warm when it's cold, like tonight ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No those ones he just shoves straight up there.ermm

Imagine the mess afterwards disgust

Originally posted by silver_tears
Imagine the mess afterwards disgust

Not really he's done it so many time they slide in and out easily.ermm

Even the heavy duty ones? icon5
Oh my faint

Originally posted by silver_tears
They keep me warm when it's cold, like tonight ermm

Imagine the mess afterwards disgust

Cook for me 😊

Originally posted by silver_tears
Even the heavy duty ones? icon5
Oh my faint

Unlike certain parts of his anatomy the batteries he uses are never small.ermm