Originally posted by Floigen
give me the chance. devil2
Okay I don't know if this is the rudest thing I've ever done but...it's up there on the list.
Well this morning a club at our school called FCA which stands for Fellowship of Christians ASSociation were all gathered around the flag (as well as some teachers) and they were praying and my friend Jamie and I sit outside on the benches every morning so I wasn't about to get up. Territorial thing *****! Anyway, I farted REALLY loud while they were praying and I didn't even think it was going to be that loud. It was ****ing funny.
One time, I was playing some MMORPG, back before they had the thingy where you can click on people and trade shit with them. Back in my day, kids, what you had to do was put things on the ground to give them to other people. Imagine that! So anyways, one day as I was running through a field, I saw two players trading some armor using this method... But then, before the receiving player could pick it up, I ran up and cleverly snatched the item from between them! Revan the Master Purloiner and Arch-Deceiver of Men strikes again!
I also told a 70-ish year old woman to shut the **** up before I slap her dentures out. She insulted my girlfriend (at the time) because my GF was wearing fishnet stockings and low cut shorts at the mall. This old b*tch told my GF that she ought to be ashamed for "galavanting" around all these descent people like a hooker.
Originally posted by Impediment
I also told a 70-ish year old woman to shut the **** up before I slap her dentures out. She insulted my girlfriend (at the time) because my GF was wearing fishnet stockings and low cut shorts at the mall. This old b*tch told my GF that she ought to be ashamed for "galavanting" around all these descent people like a hooker.
No offense, but it sounds like your girlfriend dressed like a whore.
You know how the saying goes: if you don't respect yourself, don't expect respect from anyone else! detective