Best Invention Ever!!!

shock Where did you get that thing from?

A store by my house known for selling really random shit. It a freaking awesome store that I get most of my birthday and xmas gifts for people.
Hell, the same time that I bought the cream I also got a wallet with the Wicked Witch on it that says "dont make me get the flying monkeys", and "Impeachmints" which are peach flavored mints in a tin that says "Worst president ever!".

tohslaugh Is it a gag shop? 😐

Originally posted by Council#13
tohslaugh Is it a gag shop? 😐

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
The back label says
"HandzOff anti-masturbatory cream helps you beat nature's urges ariund the clock. Our hard-to-beat formula of coconut, buttermilk, and vanilla is physician endorced and leaves the skin highly touchable.
Instructions for use:
Privacy is strongy recommended. Cream should be applied liberally and rigerously to effected area. Massage thoroughly, repeating as necesarry and avoiding eyes, musous membranes and carpet.Never exceed more than 10 uses a day. More frequent uses can cause other conditons, such as blindness."

2. Who masturbates 10 times a day? srug

3. Blindness?

it makes you scared of going blind.. thats how it works.

blindess is a joke. let me explain for those who doesnt get it.
the theory behind it is that masturbating is feels good that it makes your eyes pop out which causes blindness. but that theory is just a full of bullshit.