China acts on funeral strippers

Article is two months old, but I noticed it while browsing the web. But seriously 🤨 . What next, getting the corpse to sit on a chair and get lapdanced...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5280312.stm

I want strippers at my funeral.

why would you care? i'd like strippers at any point before i die...after, whats the point? i dont want my family and friends to be having fun at my funeral.
**** them

Originally posted by PVS
why would you care? i'd like strippers at any point before i die...after, whats the point? i dont want my family and friends to be having fun at my funeral.
**** them

Unless your Irish of course cheers

Originally posted by Maestro
Unless your Irish of course cheers

If their Irish they will be to drunk to know where they are anyway..they will all assume they're at the strip club.

Originally posted by BackFire
I want strippers at my funeral.

You my dear, want strippers 24-7, 365. Thats why you are so fun. 😉

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
You my dear, want strippers 24-7, 365. Thats why you are so fun. 😉

I'd be even more fun if I HAD the strippers

Meh, a funeral is an intensely private affair which should honor the individual.

If that means strippers have strippers. Or clowns or ventriloquists of fire walking etc. Whatever the person had in the will, or if in absence of that, whatever the family thinks is the best way to send the dearly departed off in style.

Personally I wish it was possible to have the old "put the body in the boat, fire a fire arrow at it to cremate it, then have a bloody massive feast full of song, good food, and memories" kind of funeral."

wouldn't you want stripper to go to you..before you die 😐

Originally posted by Maple Sugar
wouldn't you want stripper to go to you..before you die 😐

Well I imagine they are more for my families benifit.