Funniest MSN convo ever.
Sanctuary zegt:
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Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
hi
Sanctuary zegt:
SLAY zegt:
Ello.
SLAY zegt:
My name is Viakch.
SLAY zegt:
I'm from New Delhi.
SLAY zegt:
Care for some curry?
SLAY zegt:
Sorry!
SLAY zegt:
Haha.Vikach.
Sanctuary zegt:
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
..
SLAY zegt:
Yesh,yesh.
Sanctuary zegt:
How is everyone?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
im doin fine thanks
SLAY zegt:
I'm fine. One of my cows died today.
SLAY zegt:
Vikach is really sad.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
Sanctuary zegt:
Sanctuary zegt:
What was the cows name....
SLAY zegt:
Why are you laughing?
SLAY zegt:
His name wash Sanjay.
Sanctuary zegt:
Because someone over here has a gun to my head and made me type that.
Sanctuary zegt:
Awesome. What a cute name...
SLAY zegt:
Sarah you are not being nice.
SLAY zegt:
I won't cyber with you anymore.
Sanctuary zegt:
Hahah. What?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
...
SLAY zegt:
**** this..
Sanctuary zegt:
Are you leaving?
SLAY zegt:
Sarah it's over.
SLAY zegt:
Cows are sacred in my country and if you can't respect that.
SLAY zegt:
We might as well not be.
Sanctuary zegt:
I'm sorry..
Sanctuary zegt:
Be what? o.0
SLAY zegt:
Who is this ****wit btw?
SLAY zegt:
Your brother?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
yes
SLAY zegt:
Cool.
SLAY zegt:
I hate you.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
always a pleasure to know
SLAY zegt:
Good.;
Sanctuary zegt:
Awww. I see you 2 are the best of friends.
SLAY zegt:
I hope Vishnu will take your soul and rape your mother.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
umm
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
no.
Sanctuary zegt:
Mine? o.0
SLAY zegt:
No, his.
Sanctuary zegt:
Oh right. \
Sanctuary zegt:
*
Sanctuary zegt:
Well.
SLAY zegt:
I just came beg from my work at the news stand.
SLAY zegt:
i had sex with two ladies.
Sanctuary zegt:
Cool. What were their names?
SLAY zegt:
How the hell should I know?
Sanctuary zegt:
I see how it is.
SLAY zegt:
Don't steal my lines.
Sanctuary zegt:
I'll do what I want thank you very much.
Sanctuary zegt:
You scared Andy away.
SLAY zegt:
I'm very sorry Andy.
SLAY zegt:
If you want some Curry, I'll send it to you by mail.
Sanctuary zegt:
What a kind gesture.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
it's really ok
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
i'm not a fan of curry
SLAY zegt:
I would send him a Malhantra cake, but he's not a Hindu.
SLAY zegt:
he'll die of it.
SLAY zegt:
you see, Vishnu's soul is in it.
Sanctuary zegt:
Sanctuary zegt:
I see.
SLAY zegt:
No, I'm being serious Sarah.
Sanctuary zegt:
I see.
Sanctuary zegt:
How do you make it? Some kind of soul extractor?
SLAY zegt:
No, the female descendents of Vishnu put it in their ****.
SLAY zegt:
Of course with a soul extractor.
Sanctuary zegt:
What happens when you run out of soul?
SLAY zegt:
There is always enough soul.
Sanctuary zegt:
Alright.. brb
SLAY zegt:
Bye.
SLAY zegt:
So Andy.
SLAY zegt:
What do you do for a living?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
i dont work yet
SLAY zegt:
How old are you then?
SLAY zegt:
Andy?
SLAY zegt:
Are you still alive in there?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
i'm sarah's age
SLAY zegt:
15?
SLAY zegt:
You don't work at 15?
SLAY zegt:
What the hell of a country do you live in?
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