Thanos and Darkseid vs Marvel/DC

Whats funny is Superman doesn't respect him anymore. He talks to him like DS is a b%tch everytime they meet.

Originally posted by newjak86
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Thats great

"I'm Darkseid I have ravaged Pantheons of Gods, I have hurt the Spectre, and have turned the greatest of heros to ashes in my hands, yet I can't beat a man who wears his underware outside his pants."

I've got another one:

Darkseid: "I'm sorry daddie, I'm begging for change to eat now."

Superman: "Is Clark Kent gonna have to choke a b*tch?"

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Whats funny is Superman doesn't respect him anymore. He talks to him like DS is a b%tch everytime they meet.

Originally posted by batdude123
I've got another one:

Darkseid: "I'm sorry daddie, I'm begging for change to eat now."

Superman: "Is Clark Kent gonna have to choke a b*tch?"

"And they say Superman makes Rhino look like Thanos"

Superman" Where my money"

Darkseid "I'm sorry daddy, thats all I have for now"

Superman "B%tch don't F#ck with me, dont do it"

😂

I've got another one:

(Darkseid)

I can pwn b*tches like nobody else can,
OH NO! I just shit my pants, here comes Superman!

Originally posted by batdude123
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I've got another one:

(Darkseid)

I can pwn b*tches like nobody else can,
OH NO! I just shit my pants, here comes Superman!

Originally posted by batdude123
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I've got another one:

(Darkseid)

I can pwn b*tches like nobody else can,
OH NO! I just shit my pants, here comes Superman!

Superman: "Now darkseid you worthless bug dance for me in this pink fluffy tutu"

Darkseid: "Yes Superdaddy"

This is still the best one. 😂

Originally posted by batdude123
He may be able to beat skyfathers galore,
But he'll always be Superman's WHORE!!! 🤘

Originally posted by batdude123
This is still the best one. 😂

Originally posted by batdude123
This is still the best one. 😂

Originally posted by newjak86
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Superman: "Now darkseid you worthless bug dance for me in this pink fluffy tutu"

Darkseid: "Yes Superdaddy"

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Darkseid: “When you can erase people from the universe, mindwipe a planet full of Daxamites, destroy a pantheon of gods, and move a solar system with your mind, I’ll consider you my equal, Kryptonian.”

Superman: “When you can actually give me a fight, I’ll not consider you such a b*tch anymore.” ✅

Darkseid: “Yes, sir.” 😮

Superman " How you doing boo"
Darkseid "I think I'm alright"
Superman " You got my money for tonight"
Darkseid " I'm a little short"
Superman" F#ck you mean a little short"
Darkseid " You know I still send Orion money once a month"
Superman: "Orion" "What the F#ck does that have to do with me. This Sh%t better no happen again. Dont even know why you send him money. The little sh%t aint your kid anyway." "Hes not grey skinned." "Open your eyes b%tch"

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Superman " How you doing boo"
Darkseid "I think I'm alright"
Superman " You got my money for tonight"
Darkseid " I'm a little short"
Superman" F#ck you mean a little short"
Darkseid " You know I still send Orion money once a month"
Superman: "Orion" "What the F#ck does that have to do with me. This Sh%t better no happen again. Dont even know why you send him money. The little sh%t aint your kid anyway." "Hes not grey skinned." "Open your eyes b%tch"

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Originally posted by batdude123
Darkseid: “When you can erase people from the universe, mindwipe a planet full of Daxamites, destroy a pantheon of gods, and move a solar system with your mind, I’ll consider you my equal, Kryptonian.”

Superman: “When you can actually give me a fight, I’ll not consider you such a b*tch anymore.” ✅

Darkseid: “Yes, sir.” 😮

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Originally posted by Big Sexy
Yeah since people like strange have sunk Gods like nothing. Hes fought Dormamau, Shuma, Galactus, even eternity and the IG. Not a chance with that backup. Its not happening