Superman and Ultimate Captain America
Superman: The other Captain America I met was so much nicer. So much more... like me!
Ult. Cap: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Superman: Now, now, now. Violence is not the answer. I think you need a time-out.
Ult. Cap: YOU THINK THIS LETTER ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
*fight ensues*
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