Cross-over Team ups that would NEVER work!

Started by H. S. 63 pages

Superman and Ultimate Captain America

Superman: The other Captain America I met was so much nicer. So much more... like me!

Ult. Cap: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Superman: Now, now, now. Violence is not the answer. I think you need a time-out.

Ult. Cap: YOU THINK THIS LETTER ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

*fight ensues*

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Originally posted by H. S. 6
Superman and Ultimate Captain America

Superman: The other Captain America I met was so much nicer. So much more... like me!

Ult. Cap: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Superman: Now, now, now. Violence is not the answer. I think you need a time-out.

Ult. Cap: YOU THINK THIS LETTER ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

*fight ensues*

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Punisher and Green Arrow

Mephisto and Lucifer Morningstar

hulk juggernaut

Nextwave and Power Pack.

Captain America and Black Adam...

Hal Jordan and Daredevil.

Hal: "I'm fearless"

Daredevil: "I'm the man without fear"

Hal: "NO! I'm the man without fear"

Daredevil: "Oh yeah? Let's both jump off this skyscraper"

Hal: "Go for it"

*Daredevil jumps*

Hal: "I'm fearless not stupid."

A little Thanos & Deadpool dialogue:

Deadpool: "Yo Pruneface, I had a good time with you mistress last night. 'Twas quite the morbid experience, if you know what I mean..."

Thanos: "I understand that you seem to enjoy breaking the fourth wall a lot don't you."

Deadpool: "LOL yea, so how was that beating you took from Squirrel Girl?"

Thanos: "About the same as yours I suppose. BTW, you talk an aweful lot for a guy who was created by Rob Liefeld"

Deadpool: "........"

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Originally posted by boriquaking55
A little Thanos & Deadpool dialogue:

Deadpool: "Yo Pruneface, I had a good time with you mistress last night. 'Twas quite the morbid experience, if you know what I mean..."

Thanos: "I understand that you seem to enjoy breaking the fourth wall a lot don't you."

Deadpool: "LOL yea, so how was that beating you took from Squirrel Girl?"

Thanos: "About the same as yours I suppose. BTW, you talk an aweful lot for a guy who was created by Rob Liefeld"

Deadpool: "........"

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HEy Cable talks alot too....its just mostly important jabber or nonsence about apoc. 😠

Originally posted by Tron
Deathstroke & Deadpool
I thik they would work good together if DS kept him in line every now and then.

Scorpion and Sub Zero

Superman and Silver Surfer

In truth they'd get along, until Superman realized that Surfers actually a bit more powerful than him by a fair degree.

Then it'd be low grumbling and resentment for taking his shine.

Captain America & Guy Gardner

GG: "I'm the greatest lantern ever, and more Red-Blooded American than you'll ever be, Captain Whitebread! Your style of macho went out decades ago. I bet you don't even know who Chuck Norris is, do ya?"

CA: (snatches Guy's ring off his hand, nerve pinches him unconscious) "And I thought Hawkeye could be a pain..."

Captain America & the current Supergirl

CA: "Look, I'm flattered by the attention. But I think we should concentrate on nabbing these villains in the act..."

SG: "But Steeeevvvee!! I wanna sleep with you!!"

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Originally posted by roughrider
Captain America & Guy Gardner

GG: "I'm the greatest lantern ever, and more Red-Blooded American than you'll ever be, Captain Whitebread! Your style of macho went out decades ago. I bet you don't even know who Chuck Norris is, do ya?"

CA: (snatches Guy's ring off his hand, nerve pinches him unconscious) "And I thought Hawkeye could be a pain..."

Captain America & the current Supergirl

CA: "Look, I'm flattered by the attention. But I think we should concentrate on nabbing these villains in the act..."

SG: "But Steeeevvvee!! I wanna sleep with you!!"

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Namor & Wonder Woman

Namor: "Imperius Rex! You spurn me now, Amazon, but Namor knows you deserve a place alongside me in Atlantis as my queen! The Avenging Son's blood runs as hot as lava in hades; your heart will beat for me like the tread of Giganto, so why res-"

(Wonder Woman dropkicks him across the city)

Wonder Woman: "Barbarian! By Gaea, who's idea was this team-up?!"

Worst:Hercules and DC hercules (DC hercules is a 100 times more arrogant and crazy).

Best:Marvel Hades & DC Ares.