Yo Biatches

Started by LethalFemme10 pages
LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Mišt
Clearly it was entirely your fault ermm

True if I hadn't lied and told you you were good so many other women wouldn't have wasted 60 seconds of their lives on you.weepermm

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by D-Double
I never carry a wallet. It makes my pants too tight and then there's no room for my enormous penis. ermm

I get that a lot too, I just dont wear pants, solves everything ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True if I hadn't lied and told you you were good so many other women wouldn't have wasted 60 seconds of their lives on you.weepermm

60 seconds with a random stranger is better than a night with you ermm

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Mišt
I get that a lot too, I just dont wear pants, solves everything ermm

I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

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LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Mišt
I get that a lot too, I just dont wear pants, solves everything ermm

60 seconds with a random stranger is better than a night with you ermm

True you do last 10x longer with the stranger.ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

Can I see it?lookaround

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

noneright

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

Thats so crazy it must be true 😱

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True you do last 10x longer with the stranger.ermm

Again, theres the you being crap and uh...visually non pleasing, it just makes me want to escape quickly✅

D-Double .. and some junk
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

I just tuck mine in my sock. ermm

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

haermm

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
haermm

Smilie of the year award, right there! ^ 😆

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Smilie of the year award, right there! ^ 😆

Indeed. ermhappy

dr. pookie "creep"

a flat booty is never warm though

silver_tears Senior Member

You bastards ruined my thread ermm

Originally posted by D-Double
I'm hot for your spot... 😖hifty:

... simple, yes. But truthful and to the point. 🪩

swank

Slay Skyhighatrist

I'm warm for your form?

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Sexing, yes?

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Sexing, yes?

Rather not.

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Excuse me, i have to wipe off my face so i can clear a spot for you to sit.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Excuse me, i have to wipe off my face so i can clear a spot for you to sit.

wanker

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Slay
wanker
Thats my favorite pick up line, ever!.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats my favorite pick up line, ever!.

I don't know.

When I worked at this restaurant I used to say ''You can leave the money and your number on that tray''.