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Originally posted by masterbruce
Onslaught's number one feat is getting cracked like an egg by Hulk in one page. His second greatest feat is getting defeated by having B List heroes jump into him. Yes, Onslaught is the greatest, baddest villain EVER woohoo!

I wasn't aware that Thor, Hulk, Dr. Doom, Captain America and the FF were all B-Listers

Only compared to the Goddamn Batman and the Flash in his eyes.

His new name is Private Pile.

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Only compared to the Goddamn Batman and the Flash in his eyes.

His new name is Private Pile.

Which one is he? 😖hifty:

So are we supposed to be posting the funniest things ever said on the KMC forums? Or just something we thought was debatable or what?

Originally posted by Blind
So are we supposed to be posting the funniest things ever said on the KMC forums? Or just something we thought was debatable or what?

funny stuff

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
NO one was ****ing owned. He was making up shit about me just to amuse himself. lying on me. Goddamnit you see how it feels when people make up shit about you all the time on this forum just to prove a point. **** you too. I'm done with this shit. I stayed away to see if you guys would cool down. your all still assholes and full of it. u can be assholes and make up shit about someone else. and I dont' give a god damn about errors and spelling. Of course i'm not going to proof shit on a ****ing forum. and further more, i have every right to be angry if this ****ing guy has been bothering me for no reason. just being a freaking troll. Now own that!!!
Originally posted by Storm
This is your last warning for foul language and member bashing nvrbeenwthagirl. One more offence, and you can take some time off the forums to contemplate!
nvrhadaclue OWNED! 😆

Originally posted by Blind
So are we supposed to be posting the funniest things ever said on the KMC forums? Or just something we thought was debatable or what?

Humerus posts, ridiculous posts or pure pwnage. 😎

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
They pop out of the comics and smack the hell out of you for saying that you're Batman.

More jokes at MasterBruce's expense. 😆

Originally posted by Galan007
nvrhadaclue OWNED! 😆
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
What thread?

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Only compared to the Goddamn Batman and the Flash in his eyes.

His new name is Private Pile.

the top one. 😆

Glad someone got the reference. Kubrik FTW!

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
your a ****ing idiot. show me where I said Diana could take thanos solo. you ****ing freak, stop making shit up just to make me look bad and make urself feel better. ass hole. I NEVER said WW could beat thanos solo. Kiss my ass dick
Originally posted by Soljer
I'm an idiot, yet you don't know the difference between your and you're? You lack proper punctuation and syntax? You act like a complete moron half the time?

Good reaction formation example, there.

Oh, and out of curiosity, what is an ass dick, and what is the proper way to kiss one? 😕

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
http://www.apa.org/topics/controlanger.html
Originally posted by Badabing
Somebody had just been:
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
NO one was ****ing owned. He was making up shit about me just to amuse himself. lying on me. Goddamnit you see how it feels when people make up shit about you all the time on this forum just to prove a point. **** you too. I'm done with this shit. I stayed away to see if you guys would cool down. your all still assholes and full of it. u can be assholes and make up shit about someone else. and I dont' give a god damn about errors and spelling. Of course i'm not going to proof shit on a ****ing forum. and further more, i have every right to be angry if this ****ing guy has been bothering me for no reason. just being a freaking troll. Now own that!!!
Originally posted by bigbran
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
What thread?

Here's the thread Bran. It was a respnse to me, Xmark and Soljer! 😆 😱 💃
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=7838586#post7838586

Originally posted by Badabing
Here's the thread Bran. It was a respnse to me, Xmark and Soljer! 😆 😱 💃
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=7838586#post7838586
Wow, he is a complete mental case... 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
I'm taking him off of ignore, so I can... ummm... debate... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by bigbran
Wow, he is a complete mental case... 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
I'm taking him off of ignore, so I can... ummm... debate... 😖hifty:

OMG, he cracks me up. He lost it! Yeah, take him off the ignore list. 😆 😆

I like to call this one Swing and a Miss.

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
I may have a bias, but I'm not going to debate on a subject unfairly. Bias needs to be left at the door. I thought that was one of the rules of this forum. 😐

Take Spider-Man's best feats as compared to Wolverines and this debate ends very, very fast. You can't take Wolverine taking on a top-tier and Spidey getting knocked over by an old lady and call it a fair debate. Also, you need to expand on what happens in fights. If you just take a few scans and not read the dialogue and context, what then?
Here's an example:
Take Hulk V2 #454. If you showed the panel of Hulk grasping his throat in fear that his throat had been cut, but dont' show the panels afterward, what the crap is that? About three panels later Wolverine is a punching bag again.

Also, don't use Hulk as a cornerstone for this debate, because it doesn't work. Wolverine is Hulk's adamantium laced punching bag. He has a very hard time hitting Spider-Man, and Spidey's taken about ten times worse hits from Hulk, Thor, Thanos, and so forth.

Originally posted by jinzin
spoken like a true nooby to this thread.. no offense.

but we've covered high end feats round and round, they are very similar in high end feats.

didn't happen so it's irrelivant.

well for one that was bone claw wolverine... and two wolverine was actually still giving hulk hell later on, kicking him into the ground.... hulk landed a punch on him, but the only time hulk got his mits on logan was while logan was trying to reason with him.

he's not a cornerstone of the debate, but rather a POINT of the debate... wolverine's durability.

no he hasn't. 😕 in their confrontation's (fights) wolverine's hit spiderman every time save secret wars.
spiderman has never taken full on hits from thanos or thor, the only time hulk has hit spiderman with a full on shot spiderman ended up half smeared in a lake....
but those examples are irrelivant, those characters use brute force, blunt trauma, wolverine uses claws that can dice peter in half... they're not really that easy to compare.

Anyone else notice he completely missed the point?

Originally posted by Badabing
OMG, he cracks me up. He lost it! Yeah, take him off the ignore list. 😆 😆
Lets try and git dis ting going again.
Time to debate.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Let's not sugercoat it.

Hey, how do you get Grimm off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Why the hell would I be on you're porch? 😕

The joke itself isn't incredible...but Grimm's ignorant reaction is priceless. 😆 😆

Originally posted by Soljer
The joke itself isn't incredible...but Grimm's ignorant reaction is priceless. 😆 😆

What?

I seriously want to know why I would be on his porch? 😕

Originally posted by jgiant
I have been wanting to for so long but i don't have the necessary tools to scan and whatnot...all i have is arguing for him on other people's threads...but if you want me to talk about genis than yeah ok...he has a gay ass name...but he is one powerful dude...and he could kick some serious ass if he weren't such a puss...
Originally posted by Black Adam
What kind of name is the Punisher? it sounds like a lame ass porn star name.
Originally posted by jgiant
See that is something only a sick pervert like you would think of...too bad genis vell is the gayest name i have herd in about ten years...and there is no way anyone can diss punisher...he is the badest mother fuker in comic history...

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Originally posted by Supreme being
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Well it's true. The Punisher DOES sound like a B-grade BDSM movie porn name....

And what's wrong with Genis? 😕

Maybe the way it rhymes.

Phylla also sounds sort of like phallic. dodgy