This isn't from a comic book forum, but I think it's absolutely classic:
Originally posted by Peloquin
*ducks as weak ass threat goes whizzing by*fires back
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
In the Superman vs Wolverine debate:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4394821#post4394821
First DarkCrawler posts:
Superman hits him so hard that he will die.
Superman burns all the flesh, muscles and organs away from him with his heat vision.
Superman hits him with an street lamp, Wolverine flies all the way to Pluto and dies.
Superman takes hold of his hands, calmly walks to the closest lake and drowns Wolverine.
Superman grabs Wolverine, flies him to the space and laughs as he suffocates.
Superman will freeze him and break him when he is absolutely frozen.
Superman throws him in sun.
Superman beats him to death, then throws him into sun, just to be sure.
Superman drops an mountain on him.
Yeah...there is like no way for Superman to beat him. 🙄
Then C-Master replies:
Wolverine has an indestuctable skeleton, indestructable I say!!
Wolverine heals by the bullet, and survived a Nuke!!
Wolverine goes beserk, and jumps 50 feet over the inital hit!
Wolverine can walk the ocean floor!
Wolverine will regenerate! Or claw superman in is pathetic attempt!
Wolverine can regenerate from a drop of blood!
Wolverine PRIME BABY!! 😱
Wolverien will regenerate and then become wolverine prime.
Wolverine will CLAW that mountain, boy!!
Wolverine beat Galactus, you don't know what you're talking about! 💃
Originally posted by Estacado
So can you name me some "skyfather feats"?
Originally posted by Burning thought
sure, some major ones are a variety of magical powers, blasting planets, increasing their speed/strength to great levels, ive seen scans of silver surfer knocked off his board by an odin magic blast...Thors Godblasts have been known to deal some incredible damage, regeneration, they have denser bones than humans, 3 times if ime not mistaken, may have that wrong. with his hammer Thor is able to control weather, various other manipulations of matter, energy.feats such as knocking even disturbing a greatly weakened Galactus with a Godblast is a feat in itself, its quite high.
odins standing toe to toe with Thanos is a pretty major feet, although i dont pretend to know an enormous deal on Thanos, i know hes a very powerful adversary to be feared.
but why am i doing this, it should be you, who has put no input whatsoever to tell me kains feats...kains powers, without sillyness that you often do, can you find any, can you bring any?
This post doesn't fall under a "Best" post. It shows the unprecedented and ridiculous thought process of some people on KMC. To actually try to project racial issues into comics is not only pathetic but irresponsible. Just tasteless.
Originally posted by -------
You know they try to devalue Storm because she's black.
I'm wondering if "they" is referring to KMC members or the Marvel employees? Either way it's a pathetic and immature remark.
Edit: I took out the person's name.
Originally posted by Badabing
This post doesn't fall under a "Best" post. It shows the unprecedented and ridiculous thought process of some people on KMC. To actually try to project racial issues into comics is not only pathetic but irresponsible. Just tasteless.I'm wondering if "they" is referring to KMC members or the Marvel employees? Either way it's a pathetic and immature remark.
Edit: I took out the person's name.
As if no one can guess who said that?
Yeah - I saw it too. Disgusting.
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Yes, it's a spite match. Yes, Tony Stark has less chance of winning than a jew running for president. But..............It's Tony 'The douchebag' Stark getting killed by Hank Henshaw. 😄 So at the very least, it's entertaining thinking of how many ways Hank wins.
Mods, please close this for horrific spite. 😉