The Definition of Hopeless.

Frenchman herbnone

Seen Shrek?cry If so, you'll know a beautiful princess like me can never marry an ugly ogre like you weep

Originally posted by Mišt
Frenchman herbnone

Seen Shrek?cry If so, you'll know a beautiful princess like me can never marry an ugly ogre like you weep

Food herbnone

I understand...I'll just...just.....I'll just stay in this corner and cry myself to sleep, but I only ask that you smile for me just one more time touched

Not foodherbnone

OMFGPLulz: nahpetpet

Booze herbnone

C....ca.....can...can I just have a lock of your hair then? weep

Boobzherbnone

No, you know thats the secret to my everlasting strength, god forbid I ever cut a single strand from my headcry

Penis herbnone

A toenail then? touched

Vaginaherbnone

I already promised LF she could have themcry

Kitty herbnone

A skin cell...I'll treasure it always? weep

Doggyherbnone

I sold it to medical scienceweep All I have left is some undying love, and an eyelash..weep

Squirrel herbnone

A whole eyelash for me? You spoil me. touched

Didgeridooherbnone

I was saving it for Christmas, but you can have it now because I less than three you touched

Dunt herbnone

Oh my, can another one be my birthday present? touched

OMFGPlulz herbnone

I will put one aside just for you touched

plzkthx herbnone

Make it an extra long one for my shrine touched

oknowurrysherbnone

I will get your name engraved on it touched

mkay herbnone

In gold script? touched

omgtkkybherbnone

Of coursetouched

Iduntknowanyothers herbnone

I'll carry it around in a little baggy tucked in my bra touched

ilol'dherbnone

And that is why I less than three you touched

good herbnone

You can have access to it anytime touched