Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I am beginning to think I wont need my rapture pants after all. 🙁Rapture Pants: the only pants that let you look happy and comfortable as the world burns!
As an aside - am I the only one who finds that picture disturbing? Or is it accepted that during the rapture preppy clean cut people will grin like loons at the sky in front of burning Churches?
At least put some dirt on them so it doesn't like like they have just popped out from their local Bible study class. Maybe a zombie or two in the background.
Did you notice no black people in the photo? 😱
Unlike a normal person, this woman isn't going to feel like a dumbass after the summer has passed and there has been no rapture.
A normal person would admit that the was a carbon monoxide leak, or something to that extent, but I'm sure this woman will come up with some stupid reason as to why the end of the world hasn't happened.
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
28/Aug/07 and still no Rapture, however, I have not seen any Christians today. 😱
Don't worry, I got an email from a Christian friend, so either they are mocking me from heaven, they aren't the right kind of Christian and thus got left behind, or nothing has happened.
I'd bet one of my kidneys on the third one.
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Don't worry, I got an email from a Christian friend, so either they are mocking me from heaven, they aren't the right kind of Christian and thus got left behind, or nothing has happened.I'd bet one of my kidneys on the third one.
Deal! A healthy kidney can fetch up to 30k U.S.D. on the black market.
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Do they leave their body behind? 😕
Not sure, if I recall correctly, one version has it where 'you' travel into the Heavenly City (that golden Borg Cube as predicted by JIA) and then 'your' body is transformed into an immortal body by Jesus/God.
I wonder if you're able to request upgrades? Like asking to be "reformed" with a slong like John Holmes, or a six-pack like Mark Walhberg, when he was Marky Mark and had his Funky Bunch.
Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure, if I recall correctly, one version has it where 'you' travel into the Heavenly City (that golden Borg Cube as predicted by JIA) and then 'your' body is transformed into an immortal body by Jesus/God.I wonder if you're able to request upgrades? Like asking to be "reformed" with a slong like John Holmes, or a six-pack like Mark Walhberg, when he was Marky Mark and had his Funky Bunch.
Once they are gone, can we take their stuff? Alter all, some of the richest people in the US are Christians. 😆