2007 Rapture?

Ohhhhhh post rapture, are you coming back for the Second Coming to see us with all the angels? And will this be before or after the Supper with the Lamb? If after, will you bring me some back. I love lamb... 😊

Originally posted by Bardock42
Prankster God 1 - Stupid Believers 0

'Prankster God' has way more than just one under the belt... he's being messing with 'Stupid Believers' for centuries; he's a funny one, that God.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Ohhhhhh post rapture, are you coming back for the Second Coming to see us with all the angels? And will this be before or after the Supper with the Lamb? If after, will you bring me some back. I love lamb... 😊

I'm a vegetarian. But I'll bring you the choicest tofu log!

😉

Could you also tell me how all those souls under the altar fit under there, the ones that were slain? Was it magic pixie dust?? 😕

Originally posted by debbiejo
Could you also tell me how all those souls under the altar fit under there, the ones that were slain? Was it magic pixie dust?? 😕

Souls under the alter?!

...is that where I left them? Thanks for the tip.

*goes to collect*

Ohhhhhh post rapture, are you coming back for the Second Coming

Cos you promised milk and honey
With an everlasting life
And we listened with our ears closed
And a blindness in our eyes
But we heard them as they nailed you
And we saw you crucified

The second coming of the Holy Ghost
We need a pocketful of miracles
Two thousand years and he ain't shown yet
We kept his seat warm and the table set
The second sitting for the Last Supper - 10cc

I just woke up and somebodys blasting music...Ouch, my ears.

*Goes makes coffee*

Just now thinking about it, during the tribulation there would be new converts. Shouldn't there be a 3rd coming also? Sure would make things a bit more fare, fair...whatever.

10/04/07 and still no Rapture.

I think the person who made the prediction of the date of the so called Rapture was wrong. What do you think?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
10/04/07 and still no Rapture.

Next rapture prediction: 8th Aug.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Next rapture prediction: 8th Aug.

What year? 😱

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What year? 😱

Originally posted by lord xyz
08, obviously.

What century?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What century?

Originally posted by lord xyz
This one. When I said 8th Aug, I assumed people would know I meant the next one.

I'm sorry. I was joking... I was making fun of the people who make these predictions, always leaving a loop hole.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I'm sorry. I was joking... I was making fun of the people who make these predictions, always leaving a loop hole.

Rapture will be on 4/11/07, buy my book for more/useless info.

April 11th 2007:
"No rapture."
"I'm using UK dating"

November 4th 2007:
"No rapture."
"I'm on about 2107"

November 4th 2107:
"No rapture."
"Oh, I misread the book I used that you casn't know about... But I re-read it and now the rapture will be 3/10/06"

Repeat...

18 October 2007 and still no Rapture...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
18 October 2007 and still no Rapture...

What's funny, the website is still up. You'd think the person would have the sense to take it down by now. Summer 2007 has passed.

Originally posted by Robtard
What's funny, the website is still up. You'd think the person would have the sense to take it down by now. Summer 2007 has passed.

Facts never get in the ways of the faithful. 😉

😂