Poll
7%
93%
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.
herbnone
Originally posted by Lana
My 4 year old sister comes up with better.
My 3 year-old brother has better comebacks. And I don't even have a 3 year-old brother.. ermm
Originally posted by Cheetah girlNot only did that make very little sense, but it was incredibly horrible.
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.
You see, the keys to good comebacks are these following things:
1. Delivery. You must have a good delivery. Or, since it's the internet, you must be cool enough to have people imagine a good delivery. You aren't doing so well at that.
2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds akward coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.
3. It must be funny. Wether it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.
4. It must be partially true. If you pull something random out of your ass, that makes absolutely no sense, but is funny, sounds good, and is delivered well, there'll still be no sting. If it's partially (or completely) true, then you've got a sting. And that's a good thing.
You, my grammar lacking, country music liking, friend, have none of these qualities.