No one on KMC has good comebacks.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Not only did that make very little sense, but it was incredibly horrible.

You see, the keys to good comebacks are these following things:

1. Delivery. You must have a good delivery. Or, since it's the internet, you must be cool enough to have people imagine a good delivery. You aren't doing so well at that.

2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds akward coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.

3. It must be funny. Wether it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.

4. It must be partially true. If you pull something random out of your ass, that makes absolutely no sense, but is funny, sounds good, and is delivered well, there'll still be no sting. If it's partially (or completely) true, then you've got a sting. And that's a good thing.

You, my grammar lacking, country music liking, friend, have none of these qualities.

Originally posted by Marth18
I havnt had anyone make me speechless yet...as long as i know im right and they are ignorant

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
😂 It's so been done to me. 😛

SILENCE FOOL...lol jk...or am i?

the world may never know....

or will it?

Originally posted by Marth18
SILENCE FOOL...lol jk...or am i?

the world may never know....

or will it?

you will what

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
People have made me speechless......at their stupidity.

You just started somthing you arn't going to win kelly

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
My dear, please do not talk. Thought you were talking about her grammar skills, it seems you lack the proper spelling yourself. 🙂

Hmm, what did he misspell?

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
My dear, please do not talk. Thought you were talking about her grammar skills, it seems you lack the proper spelling yourself. 🙂

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Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.

2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds ~~~~akward~~~~ coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.
3. It must be funny. ~~~~~Wether~~~~~ it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.

As well as in #3 no capitalization in the "O," No period after "burned."

You really wanted to get back at him that badly?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Though I would like to point out that spelling and grammar are two different things, I also must say that in that particular post there were no spelling errors.

Originally posted by Marth18
You really wanted to get back at him that badly?

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds ~~~~akward~~~~ coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.
3. It must be funny. ~~~~~Wether~~~~~ it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.

As well as in #3 no capitalization in the "O," No period after "burned."

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
My dear, please do not talk. Thought you were talking about her grammar skills, it seems you lack the proper spelling yourself. 🙂

I believe you meant "though" instead of "thought."

And if you did mean "thought" then you misused it.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Not only was that in a different thread, but that also wasn't the post you quoted. But if we're gonna get really technical here, I think you made a mistake in this post:

I believe you meant "though" instead of "thought."

And if you did mean "thought" then you misused it.

A typo and a mispelling are two completely different things. 🙂

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
No, actually I don't, but he's written 4 steps to making comebacks better and was pretty much bombing the whole grammar and spelling thing himself.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Erm.....Lol, yes there were.

Sorry, it's "LOL" or "lol", not "Lol".