David Letterman Is Rude!!!

Started by InnerRise3 pages

David Letterman Is Rude!!!

So a guy is on the show trying to break the world record for most T-Shirts worn.

So another kind of hefty guy comes on the show. (He puts turtles to sleep and dresses them up)

Dave periodically goes back to the guy putting the T-Shirts on and noticeably his size increases with each T-Shirt.

So when the Turtle Guy comes onstage, the first thing that Dave says to him is, "Looks like you're wearing a couple T-Shirts."

Awwwwwww. All the guy could do was chuckle and pat is belly.

Low Blow David Letterman..........Low Blow...............TO THE BELLY. 😆

It was still wrong though.

Is It Comprehensible.....

If fat people can't laugh at themselves, then all hope is lost and they should dig into their ice cream sundaes and Triple Whoppers with cheese and cry. 😐

I don't know if that's funny or a direct shot at my relatives.

Really though that would be funny anyway.

Thats sad, poor guy.

Originally posted by Strangelove
If fat people can't laugh at themselves, then all hope is lost and they should dig into their ice cream sundaes and Triple Whoppers with cheese and cry. 😐
What does laughing at yourself have to do with being publicly humiliated on national television.

Just because you can laugh at yourself in public doesn't mean you don't go home and cry behind closed doors.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
What does laughing at yourself have to do with being publicly humiliated on national television.

Just because you can laugh at yourself in public doesn't mean you don't go home and cry behind closed doors.

is it comprehensible.....

Wow. Either you have some insight on what it's like to be a heavy-set male or you think too much about these things.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Wow. Either you have some insight on what it's like to be a heavy-set male or you think too much about these things.
People say I go to deeply into many things.

I am myself in no way a fat person.

People actually tell me to pick up weight.

They're crazy as he!!

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
What does laughing at yourself have to do with being publicly humiliated on national television.

Just because you can laugh at yourself in public doesn't mean you don't go home and cry behind closed doors.

is it comprehensible.....

sarcasm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Thats sad, poor guy.

Pfft, bet you were thinking it too, Letterman just said it out loud mhm

Originally posted by InnerRise
People say I go to deeply into many things.

I am myself in no way a fat person.

People actually tell me to pick up weight.

They're crazy as he!!

is it comprehensible.....


Nah. I wouldn't say you went too deeply into it. You could be right. Who am I to say?
However, there are many types of morale. I've been overweight for the majority of my life and only recently (the last 3 years) have I been getting that straight. Now I look great but I've never had a problem with my self-esteem.

See that was a lie, but I wanted to see how far I'd get with it.

Not the being fat part. That was true. I meant the self-esteem part.

Originally posted by Mišt
Pfft, bet you were thinking it too, Letterman just said it out loud mhm

I don't judge people based on appearance thanks, why do you think I still talk to you doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't judge people based on appearance thanks, why do you think I still talk to you doped

I could say the same doped

That's 'cause you're not clever enough to come up with something original petpet

Clearly you missed the sexual innuendoyawn

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't judge people based on appearance
I do. 😊

See my Title?

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Mišt
Clearly you missed the sexual innuendoyawn

sexual innuendo?
is this because i used it in barker's sig thread? *give Silver Tears a funny look*

thats his job as a comedian, make light of every situation.

Don't complain because he done his job at the fat dudes expence

Originally posted by BakaXero
*give Silver Tears a funny look*
Originally posted by Barker

Don't turn me on baby, I'm already having trouble controlling myself lookaround

Originally posted by silver_tears
Don't turn me on baby, I'm already having trouble controlling myself lookaround

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