Fianna *hearts* Moose

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
He only loves truckers, and I don't have a truck. weep Thank you sweet lady. hihat

He's not worth it anyhow. 😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah. She was wise to do so.

So, can I walk with you now? 😖hifty:

I'm freaking great, aren't I? 😄

She also told me never to trust Backfire.😕

I'll watch you.😛

You're like a god.✅

Why thank you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She also told me never to trust Backfire.😕

I'll watch you.😛

You're like a god.✅

I wouldn't know.

😆 😆 OK, cool, and audience.

LIKE a god?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I wouldn't know.

😆 😆 OK, cool, and audience.

LIKE a god?

It had something to do with cocaine, guns and a business deal gone bad.

I need to take notes so that I can compare them to all the other guys on KMC.lookaround

Well they usually sleep with their family members.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well they usually sleep with their family members.ermm

That's soooo wrong! Plech!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It had something to do with cocaine, guns and a business deal gone bad.

I need to take notes so that I can compare them to all the other guys on KMC.lookaround

Well they usually sleep with their family members.ermm

Ah, well, he sounds like a right cheery fellow then, eh?

There will be NO comparison. I set the bone....err....bar, high.

I....NO I don't! 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, well, he sounds like a right cheery fellow then, eh?

There will be NO comparison. I set the bone....err....bar, high.

I....NO I don't! 😠

I know but he pays good.✅

I'll have to measure.........grade that.lookaround

That's why I said "like" and not "are" cause I assumed you don't.furious

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know but he pays good.✅

I'll have to measure.........grade that.lookaround

That's why I said "like" and not "are" cause I assumed you don't.furious

He pays? I want a job.

I'll send YOU the picture so you can see. 😄

Ok, cool, coz that one thing...was just....so blown out of proportion....she was like, my second cousin.... 😮

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He pays? I want a job.

I'll send YOU the picture so you can see. 😄

Ok, cool, coz that one thing...was just....so blown out of proportion....she was like, my second cousin.... 😮

That's what he wanted.😱

shock

Still counts. The rule is third removed.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's what he wanted.😱

shock

Still counts. The rule is third removed.mhm

Don't be shocked until you see the picture. 😎

Ok, so what? She was hot, and I was 14. 😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Don't be shocked until you see the picture. 😎

Ok, so what? She was hot, and I was 14. 😛

I was practicing.mhm

Better shock than 🤣

So I guess you're a full blown god now.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was practicing.mhm

Better shock than 🤣

So I guess you're a full blown god know.hmm

😂 Oh, ok.

Yes, that's true. But how you could laugh at a man who could....toot his own horn, is beyond me. Actually, I see lots of reasons you could laugh at that....first off, just the imagery.

Moosius - God of Hungness afro

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Oh, ok.

Yes, that's true. But how you could laugh at a man who could....toot his own horn, is beyond me. Actually, I see lots of reasons you could laugh at that....first off, just the imagery.

Moosius - God of Hungness afro

There are so many jokes and images you just gave me.😂

I was thinking more like GOD of the BUSH.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There are so many jokes and images you just gave me.😂

I was thinking more like GOD of the BUSH.

I can well imagine....and none at all are flattering to me, except for the mere fact that I'd be endowed enough to do that.

BUSH? I hate your president. mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can well imagine....and none at all are flattering to me, except for the mere fact that I'd be endowed enough to do that.

BUSH? I hate your president. mhm

Or just flexible and with a small penis.✅

That's exactly what I meant.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or just flexible and with a small penis.✅

That's exactly what I meant.haermm

Yes, or NOT that, which, OBVIOUSLY couldnt be true.

I didn't know what you meant, so I just went the safe route.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, or NOT that, which, OBVIOUSLY couldnt be true.

I didn't know what you meant, so I just went the safe route.

It's funny the lengths men will go to to protect their manhood.😂

It was for the best.✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It's funny the lengths men will go to to protect their manhood.😂

It was for the best.✅

I can't disagree with that.....some of us have to go LONGER to do so.

IT was desperation. ✅

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can't disagree with that.....some of us have to go LONGER to do so.

IT was desperation. ✅

Us women are so willing to accept all of that.✅

You did you're best.petpet