While I Was In The Shower, I Thought

OMFG, while I was taking a shower, I just realized something. My niece was just watching AntZ and I realized that POTC is sorta like that movie.

Princess Bala is like Elizabeth. They were born into high society and had to live by that illusion of propriety, and the mother of Bala {the queen ant} is like Gov. Swann. Gov.Swann/Queen think that Bala/Elizabeth should marry The Mandabal/Norrington.

But she decides to have some fun and meat Z/Jack by MISTAKE in the bar/when he rescues her. Then they conect and they dance and stuff, like when Elizabeth and Jack danced on the island. Then she leaves, Elizabeth leaves with Will.

Jack/Z is heartbroken cause she left him when he thought they had something different. Then the whole 'I hate you!' thing starts between them. Elizabeth gets annoyed by Jack in DMC and then she begins to realize she likes him, and then sees it's love.

And Z already loves her and tries to make her love him back, but then he sets his mind on something different, Insect Topia. Like Jack sets his mind on trying to escape death. And Elizabeth is dragged along, like Bala is dragged along with Z to find Insect Topia.

I just don't get how they would mesh in the end, with Z and Bala together and begining to start a family BACK WHERE THEY STARTED. But then that could tie in with LoveyOne's theories. With Jack having to change to stay alive in the new world, so they hook up and live a normal life.

That fits, eh?

Or am I delusional?

Oh, but I don't know how Will fits into that....

Oh well, he's not that important. Lol.

You could take any romance story and try to apply it to W/E/J/N, but there are so many variables that you could make J/E, W/E, N/E, or Elizabeth all on her own work.

Of course, if we take Brokeback Mountain into consideration, that just opens up a whole new can of worms... 😈

Yeah, you could think of it that way. But then again, I hate you so I won't even bother trying to tell you to leave. You should know that YOU are NOT invited, so go.

It's that simple. I'd rather not have you here, cause I'd like this thread to be a J/E DISCUSION, not a J/E bashing thread.

So go.

That simple.

Go.

Well hate would be a strong word. I just don't like the way you bash J/E when it's clearly just a thread for J/E DISCUSION.

And it was just my opinion. Don't bash it okay. OPINION, do you even know what that means? Yeah, I think you do.

And I don't care if you think I bashed YOUR opinion, I didn't bash. I just pointed out that it was flawed. And I think I mentioned that I THINK that POTC {J/E} was KIND OF like AntZ.

I didn't say it was a proven fact.

So. Yes, goodbye.

OMG THAT WHOLE BORKEBACK MOUNTIN THING REMINDS ME OF THIS

I NEARLY FELL OVER LOL

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA! thats hilarious!

i think ill turn into a j/w shipper lol

hahah yeah.....cuz we all know what the chances of that happening are...lol

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I feel so dirty after seeing that and READING THAT!

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!

SO WRONG! WRONG!

AHHHHHHHHH! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Sick, sick, sick, sick. AND WRONG!

Ew.

Jack's not gay, perhaps abit metrosexual but not gay.

Ew.

it wasnt that gross...geesh relax...

and no way Jack is metro! her is 100% straight!

lol it was a silly joke

Sorry, I'm just really freaked out about how many J/W fans there are.

Seriously, so many damn gay fanfictions. Don't get me wrong, I love the gays, my best friend is gay. But I just don't see Jack as a gay. No way.

Will the unich........Maybe........

ok we were joking about being J/W shippers! i dont think anybody is!

and i dnt think will is gay either...

He's not gay. But I just like to say he's gay. I really hate him, sorry. I just do, there's no going back.

And sorry. I know I overreact way to much these days. I just feel so...confused, anything anyone says now a days I feel like it's a fact. You know with all these rumors and stuff going around. I just freak out alot.

You really never know. Will and Jack might sail off together, romantically or not. But I'd rather not joke or even think about that.

Let's give them some dignity girls, after all, they're both men, pirates {not too sure bout Will} and they both surly love women.

Amen.

i know what you mean...i am the exact same way at times...

I dont like will either, and i dont think he is a pirate...if he is then he is a pretty SUCKY one! i cant stand him but i dont like to say he is gay...i do have to be nice to him about some things...

Will is a pansy. That's what I call him 😄

Originally posted by PIRATES=SEX
OMG THAT WHOLE BORKEBACK MOUNTIN THING REMINDS ME OF THIS

I NEARLY FELL OVER LOL

Swann&Sparrow, thats an awesome connection you made.

want to know why?

Cause Ted and Terry wrote ANTZ. Yup. They use the same story over and over. i know. seriously. 😄

they DID???? they wrote ANTZ???? I knew about aladdin, shrek,zorro but...ANTZ? that's great! I mean it would still be cool to think of this point if they hadn't wrote it but now that they have it just proves somethings! any who what worries me is that Z actually plays the role of will in ANTZ minus the anger part but we can never be sure who liz'll choose by seeing T&T's old movies cause this is actully the first time they've done a love triangle but since in all their movies the princess(or governer's daughter) picks wild dude (or pirate in our case) I'm gonna take it as a good sign! about that J/W shipper thing?! eeeeew I know you were only joking but it grossed me out so much cause a few days ago I went on fanfiction.net to read that pirates of the caribbean4 thing you guys did again and I came by a fanfiction about J/W being together and it was FULL of details if you get my drift I almost barfed and then turned of my computer without even closing it!