Swimming Pools

I got to to tell ya, I quit going to them years ago for the following, and this of course is the local community or public pool. They have their ups and downs.....

The Downers:

Its at times like swimming in a giant toilet bowl! 😮 Yes, everyones bladder gets stimulated, and the result, PISS MAINA!!

Chlorine, ((BURNS AND REDDENS EYES!))

Skin gets wrinkled.

Hairballs in the deepend, and one time as I was searching the bottom for loose change, I encountered a ACTUAL baby-ruth bar. And once I told the lifegaurd... ****BEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!**** "The pool is closed, due to un-sanitary conditions!!!! EVERYONE OUT!!!"

The Uppers!:

When all the fine hunnys would come in with TIGHT suits...yes alot of things were UP! ((DOIOIOIOING!)) To the point where I had o STAY IN THE POOL!

Mr. Happy would get stimulated! 😮‍💨 😱

Nipps poking out! 😱

Once you found the right hunny, and got out, and got her to walk home with you, your sexuality and harmones and testosterone from the stimulation would increase 10 xs! From also having that wet bathingsuit on, and looking at hers!

Ah, I had the best sex in the world bringing 'Mary' home while my parents were @ work! 😄 😮‍💨 😮‍💨

*has own pool* ermm
No filthy disease ridden pricks getting in my pooldisgust

Do you really? dontgetit *moves*

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you really? dontgetit *moves*

You dont? dontgetit

pointandlaugh

But I did say:

Originally posted by Mišt
No filthy disease ridden pricks getting in my pooldisgust

doped

Then how do you get in? disgust
I don't currently have a prick, he and I broke up doped

Oh, I sleep around, gets me where I need to sly

Oh how sad, noone loves you doped

You're right, they don't sigh
I'm going to bed.

But I <3 you touched

Nightdoped

Originally posted by Mišt
*has own pool* ermm
No filthy disease ridden pricks getting in my pooldisgust

This your pool? 😄 .....

How did you know?😱

srug

Look at my pool. a bit small

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Look at my pool. a bit small

Is that your sister!? 😛 😮‍💨

Thats me 😠

Originally posted by Mišt
Thats me 😠

herbdate Would you like to go out with me sometime?

blush2

Originally posted by Mišt
blush2

I'll take that as a no 🙁

Im kind of seeing someone else at the moment weep

Yea, bitches, step back mhm

Originally posted by Crusher
I got to to tell ya, I quit going to them years ago for the following, and this of course is the local community or public pool. They have their ups and downs.....

The Downers:

Its at times like swimming in a giant toilet bowl! 😮 Yes, everyones bladder gets stimulated, and the result, PISS MAINA!!

Chlorine, ((BURNS AND REDDENS EYES!))

Skin gets wrinkled.

Hairballs in the deepend, and one time as I was searching the bottom for loose change, I encountered a ACTUAL baby-ruth bar. And once I told the lifegaurd... ****BEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!**** "The pool is closed, due to un-sanitary conditions!!!! EVERYONE OUT!!!"

The Uppers!:

When all the fine hunnys would come in with TIGHT suits...yes alot of things were UP! ((DOIOIOIOING!)) To the point where I had o STAY IN THE POOL!

Mr. Happy would get stimulated! 😮‍💨 😱

Nipps poking out! 😱

Once you found the right hunny, and got out, and got her to walk home with you, your sexuality and harmones and testosterone from the stimulation would increase 10 xs! From also having that wet bathingsuit on, and looking at hers!

Ah, I had the best sex in the world bringing 'Mary' home while my parents were @ work! 😄 😮‍💨 😮‍💨