[TEEts]

Started by silver_tears15 pages

TEEts, get it right 😮‍💨

what is a teet?

😕

A TEE with a t at the end dodgy

I see...

😐

Haha it's not actually a real word, well not spelt like that anyways blush2

you guys are too demanding disgust

you are too talented. not our fault your talent tempts us.

*insert angel smilie*

but im not good at writing ❌

says who?

moi 😛

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
you are too talented. not our fault your talent tempts us.

*insert angel smilie*

Second.

My TEEts are sore ermm

Rub them a little ermm

Thats what made them sore in the first placeermm

I would've guessed it was the clamps ermm

Well they wouldn't have hurt so much if you hadn't squeezed so bloody hardermm

I got a little too excited doped

are you happy now disgust

|John returned home feeling pleased with the work he had accomplished not only had he finished his novel he had gotten the number of the sexy woman whom he had held the door open for in the coffee shop. He decided to give it a few days and call her on thursday and if he was lucky get a date for friday.
Thursday came uneventfully for John and he awoke refreshed and hopeful this being the day he could call Andrea, the woman he had met at the coffee shop.He took the piece of paper off the night stand and dialed the number 401 557 9876 and listened to it ring 3 times until a voice picked up.
-"Hello?"
-"Hello Andrea?"
-"yes..."
-"hi its john, we met at the coffee shop the other day..."
-"ah yes John, i was beginning to wonder if you would call."
-"Yea ive been busy" he lied. "Well anyway i was just calling to see if you’d maybe like to go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
-""sure i'd love to!, pick me up at my place around 7.
John was excited by the apparent excitment in her voice and readily agreed.
-"See you tomorrow then"
"I look forward to it" and the call was ended.

At 6:50 the next evening John arrived at Andreas house and beeped his horn, She exited from the front door and John could help but stare as she walked down the walkway to his car. She looked even more beautiful then the day he met her which at the time he didn’t think was possible but apparently it was. Her auburn hair was in a tight bun and a necklace of pearls encircled her neck only adding to the appeal her black strapless dress presented. She got in the passenger seat and off they went. They sat to dinner at an upscale restaurant on the outskirts of town and chatted getting to know each other. She was a model although she aspired to be an actress. They enjoyed a pleasant dinner and John drove her home and walked her to the door giving her a quick kiss before they parted ways. Feeling ecstatic John got in his car and drove home.

Over the next few weeka John and Andrea continued seeing each other and became increasingly close. One morning John was awakened by his phone ringing, he looked at the clock and was surprised to see he had slept in well past noontime. He answered the call and was greeted by Andrea’s gentle voice on the other end.
“Hi John I had a really great time last night”
“I did too”
“Would you like to do something tonight?”
“you know the answer to that sweetheart”
“7 sound good?”
“Ill be there”

John arrived outside Andreas house slight before 7 and beeped the horn. After several seconds he beeped again. Shes probably still getting read he thought to himself and shut off the engine and leaned back in the seat all the while flipping through the radio stations. He settled on one playing one of his favorite songs Im just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl… “exactly” he thought to himself, it was so unlike her to be late. John pulled out his cell phone and called her number, she answered simply by saying “Im still getting ready babe cmon inside.”

John got out of his car and locked the doors. He walked up the walkway and entered the house. “Andrea?” he called out getting no response. He walked through the foyer and into the hallway ad upon entering all the lights went dark. “Great” he thought to himself “now I have no lights and I don’t know my way around this house at all” groping for the walls John found his way into what he thought he recalled was the kitchen when he felt something brush past his feet. He straightened up remembering Andrea had cats. He slowly walked forward and stopped again, this time hearing what he sounded like footsteps from somewhere to his left. He listened carefully and hear nothing. “Andrea?” he called out again and was greeted with no response once again. Suddenly he felt a chill run down his spine and a breath of ice cold air on his neck, he whipped around and found himself face to face with Andrea, the lights flickered and he caught glimpses of her face, but this was not the face of the Andrea he knew, this Andrea was pale and vicious looking. “Tell me you love me” she croaked out, “I love you Andrea” well then that’s too bad. The light flicked on to shower the gleam of silver and suddenly they went out and al went quiet except for a dull thump in the darkness.

I need to write Zookeeper Sexcapades part III ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I need to write Zookeeper Sexcapades part III ermm

noneyes

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
are you happy now disgust

I am *favs* _melt__