I want you to want me

In that case, you both need lots of practice flirt

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
[B]*squirts baby oil on the tire jack*
Ok?

Uhhh.......😑 😕

Originally posted by Syren
In that case, you both need lots of practice flirt

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Uhhh.......😑 😕

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Well, do i have someone who would volunteer to let me practice on them for hours at a time? just so i can better my skills, of course.

*chokes*

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
what? i was supposed to do something else with it?

No....I suppose not. 🙁

It's true what they say...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*chokes*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No....I suppose not. 🙁

It's true what they say...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink.

Horses are cool. 😊

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
wait! Im a horse now?
You said you would show me what else to do with it, but you havent done so yet! Im so confused!

Huh? NO! 😂 I didn't say that...I should have used a euphemism instead.

I can't...don't you understand? It's against the PG13 laws. cry

just noticed it 😬

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Try to resist me.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Well, do i have someone who would volunteer to let me practice on them for hours at a time? just so i can better my skills, of course.

Be gentle 😛

Originally posted by Clovie
just noticed it 😬
*tries and succeeds* smoke

but I haven't even done anything yet. 😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
but I haven't even done anything yet. 😛

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Don't let him near you Clovie! fear

I see. Wanna keep me all for yourself eh? naughty

Don't worry sweetknees, theres enought of me to go around.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink.

Unless you have a straw and good suction? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
but I haven't even done anything yet. 😛

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Don't let him near you Clovie! fear

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I see. Wanna keep me all for yourself eh? naughty

Don't worry sweetknees, theres enought of me to go around.

No there isn't, I can vouch for that. Just about enough to keep one woman sweet, but not for long eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I see. Wanna keep me all for yourself eh? naughty

Don't worry sweetknees, theres enought of me to go around.

I'll give my share to someone else, thank you very much. schmoll

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
No, I just want to prevent a sweet old lady being corrupted by a moose with no table manners.

I'll give my share to someone else, thank you very much. schmoll

Ok. I can understand that.

I'm going to turn over a new leaf.

No more horndog. I'm going to be mr Nice Choirboy. 🙂