I want you to want me

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Not my fault you can't keep up pencil dick.😠

No I'm waiting for that special someone.blushing

*touches bed*lookaround

It most certainly is...erm...Grand Canyon Snatch! 😠

Oh, I can understand that. ✅

*turns over, snorts happily and loses clothes*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh man....I have no problem with that. I'll get you two if you want.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It most certainly is...erm...Grand Canyon Snatch! 😠

Oh, I can understand that. ✅

*turns over, snorts happily and loses clothes*

No it isn't you crooked penis bastard.furious

Thanks she should be here soon.😊

*takes wallet and goes shopping*curlers

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
ok then, now all we need to decide is what you want in exchange for said car(s).

Ok...well, it will involve you, a bikini and baby oil.....and a checkers board, some darts, pork rhinds and a tire jack.

🥷

Don't ask, just make it happen.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No it isn't you crooked penis bastard.furious

Thanks she should be here soon.😊

*takes wallet and goes shopping*curlers

I have a crooked penis? Have you LOOKED at YOURS?! 😠

😂 Nice!

Bring me back something? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
[B]I have a crooked penis? Have you LOOKED at YOURS?! 😠

😂 Nice!

Bring me back something? 😕 [/B]

I was born without one.weep

I thought you'd appreciate it.eyes

*gives the bill*lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was born without one.weep

I thought you'd appreciate it.eyes

*gives the bill*lookaround

Ha ha! Girl!! 😛

Appreciate it I can. Hard, I will become. Yoda talk, stop it must.

Holy #*^$%#@!!!! What's an I U D?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ha ha! Girl!! 😛

Appreciate it I can. Hard, I will become. Yoda talk, stop it must.

Holy #*^$%#@!!!! What's an I U D?

It's not funny.cry

And you should probably put your lightsaber away too.😉

That's none of your business.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It's not funny.cry

And you should probably put your lightsaber away too.😉

That's none of your business.mhm

It IS funny. I thought you were the coolest dude, and here you are, dickless! 😂

Not yet. Not until we duel. droolio

The hell it isn't. And Gucci tampons? 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It IS funny. I thought you were the coolest dude, and here you are, dickless! 😂

Not yet. Not until we duel. droolio

The hell it isn't. And Gucci tampons? 😠

You hog all the dick.mhm

starwars I win.ermm

You never want me have nice things.😠

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You hog all the dick.mhm

starwars I win.ermm

You never want me have nice things.😠

😆 that's good. I hate you, but that WAS good. 😂

Nope.... *with one last desperate lunge, Moose Skywalker injects his lightsabre into Femme Vaders exhaust pipe, sending her into a quiverous state* droolio

It turned from animal house of man love to a two way sex chat! This is what happens when I step away from my desk!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 that's good. I hate you, but that WAS good. 😂

Nope.... *with one last desperate lunge, Moose Skywalker injects his lightsabre into Femme Vaders exhaust pipe, sending her into a quiverous state* droolio

I can play too.😛

*and as it turns out Femme was dressed as princess Leia and not vader*😱

Originally posted by Soleran
It turned from animal house of man love to a two way sex chat! This is what happens when I step away from my desk!

*reaches across and tag teams Soleran in. *

I need to go to the bathroom..fill in for me for a moment. *hands him some fake antlers*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can play too.😛

*and as it turns out Femme was dressed as princess Leia and not vader*😱

*And apparently, Moose has just boinked his sister, Princess Layher"

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*And apparently, Moose has just boinked his sister, Princess Layher"

I noticed you didn't stop.shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I noticed you didn't stop.shock

Well, a boink is a boink, am I right? And you didn't seem to mind. 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, a boink is a boink, am I right? And you didn't seem to mind. 😕

I was dying on the inside thank you very much.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was dying on the inside thank you very much.mhm

But the outside was pretty alive wasn't it? 🙂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I noticed you didn't stop.shock

That was me actually, the antlers worked!