Turning over a new leaf. · The Off-Topic Forum

~Da Moose~ Gone

Turning over a new leaf.

To many of you, I'm a horny freak of a moose, and all I do is hit on women and flirt etc.

To others, I'm just an idiot, but that's beside the point.

I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf and be the quentisential good lil moose next door.

I just wanted to take the time to ask you all for your patience during the titanic and arduous transition for me.

Thanks.

~DaNiceMoose~

Terrorist Restricted

moose humps another moose now thats a good zoo-porn.

Itzak The other extreme

I just thought you were one confused moose with a thing for human females. srug

And not that kind of thing you nasty pervs! pissed

So tell me... how do you type with hooves? ermm

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To many of you, I'm a horny freak of a moose, and all I do is hit on women and flirt etc.
To others, I'm just an idiot, but that's beside the point.
I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf and be the quentisential good lil moose next door.
I just wanted to take the time to ask you all for your patience during the titanic and arduous transition for me.
Thanks.
~DaNiceMoose~

Yeah, right. wanker

Sanctuary -

We'll see how long this lasts. mhm

Terrorist Restricted

Have sex with another moose! thats what the leaf told me.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Itzak
I just thought you were one confused moose with a thing for human females. srug
And not that kind of [b]thing you nasty pervs! pissed
So tell me... how do you type with hooves? ermm [/B]

So, in other words, you just assumed I was one messed up qaudriped then? With a human woman fetish?

It's not easy, but over time, we've developed teeny tiny opposable thumbs that allow us to maneuvre more easily.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, right. wanker

I assumed there would be doubters, but, that's ok.

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

srug

Itzak The other extreme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, in other words, you just assumed I was one messed up qaudriped then? With a human woman fetish?
It's not easy, but over time, we've developed teeny tiny opposable thumbs that allow us to maneuvre more easily.

Exactly.

God! shock Now that's what I call talent.

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

Itzak.

You owe me £56. 😐

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Itzak
Exactly.
God! shock Now that's what I call talent.

Thanks for your honesty.

Yeah. When I first sat my fat butt behind a computer, and tried to communicate, it was pathetic.

sdaty8w0s ty80'[ 20nkwel't9aw4gjsk'fguw49 bgjiw'0 3
\ig werp 7234y]9-jgk;s' ask' twer9u26-9jgw;ggw' tu92 'gjwiopt20asfkasjilsfjdk!!!

People were so freaked out, that I had several restraining orders filed against me.

Soleran Fast As Time

Re: Turning over a new leaf.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
lil moose

Oxymoron!

Marth18 Old School Cool

Its official, you are coming out of the closet

~Da Moose~ Gone

Re: Re: Turning over a new leaf.

Originally posted by Soleran
Oxymoron!

I'd greatly appreciate it, if, during my evolution, you could refrain from calling me names. Thank you for your continued support.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Marth18
Its official, you are coming out of the closet

I'm afraid you misunderstand. It's not that I am ceasing and desisting with my admiration for the female and the female form, I'm just intending on not being such a lewd and lascivious bastard any more. I'm not announcing my penchant for homosexual encounters.

Marth18 Old School Cool

Darn....

Itzak The other extreme

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Itzak.
You owe me £56. 😐

That's quite a lot of money for a kid like you. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thanks for your honesty.
Yeah. When I first sat my fat butt behind a computer, and tried to communicate, it was pathetic.
sdaty8w0s ty80'[ 20nkwel't9aw4gjsk'fguw49 bgjiw'0 3
\ig werp 7234y]9-jgk;s' ask' twer9u26-9jgw;ggw' tu92 'gjwiopt20asfkasjilsfjdk!!!
People were so freaked out, that I had several restraining orders filed against me.

No problem.

I'm surprised they didn't ban you. shock But I'm sure someone found a moose dictionary and helped you out of it, right? ermm

Soleran Fast As Time

I thought I had a grasp of the conversation and now look what I have done, Moose I apologise for trivializing your tenuous efforts to reform.

However just remember as you turn this "new leaf" over that evil is good, I mean what good is a sunny day if it never rains, how can you appreciate it? I say keep the more cunning and slightly charming ways to continue your herd!

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Itzak
That's quite a lot of money for a kid like you. ermm
No problem.
I'm surprised they didn't ban you. shock But I'm sure someone found a moose dictionary and helped you out of it, right? ermm

Actually, I wrote and edited the Mooseters Fine Dictionary - version 1 myself.

I can translate anything from human to moose.

I even have a Moose "name" thread.