Originally posted by Itzak
Become one with the herb they said... The herbside I sense in you they said... oh yeah? Well sense this... herbfu *goes to join the Marijuanaside*
Fine a**hole don't come crying back to me when you turn to evil, fall into a big bowl of lava, get put into a mechanical suit because you're to much of b*tch to live without it, then your son you thought was dead comes and kicks your ass.
kthnxbai. doped
Originally posted by Röland
Fine a**hole don't come crying back to me when you turn to evil, fall into a big bowl of lava, get put into a mechanical suit because you're to much of b*tch to live without it, then your son you thought was dead comes and kicks your ass. kthnxbai. doped
I have a son? shock
Oh and I forgot, this kid of yours that you don't know about, he'll end up destroying your space station because of how evil it is, be known throughout the galaxy as a hero, then on some snowy world he'll get the hell beat out of him by some dude in an ape suit then he'll have a hallucination where he'll see me, his former master, I'll tell him to go visit a crazy green midget in some swamp. He'll go and become even stronger in the ways of the Herb. You'll kidnap his friends by having this one guy double cross them, then because he is so cool in the ways of the Herb he will foresee this and come after them. You and him will have a little Herbsaber fight where you will cut off his hand and tell him your his father. He won't believe you.
You had his best friend, encased in ice and sent to this fat crimelord slug-like guy. Your best friends girlfriend will try to save him and she'll get captured too along with his dog. But in reality this was all part of a more elaborate plan by your son and he will end up saving all of his friends. Your son will then find out that you truly are his father because the green midget will tell him before he croaks. Then your son and his friends along with a bunch of good guys will launch a mission to blow up some portable generator that protects your new space station.
While they try to do this they meet a bunch of furry bear cubs who take them in because they think his robot is a God. He then goes to find you and you take him to your master in the space station. While your trying to turn your son to the Marijuanaside his friends succeed in their mission and disable your shields. While they are all fighting in space you and him battle. He ends up beating your weak ass but doesn't kill you because he is good and rightous. He senses that you can be turned back to the Herbside. Your master tries to kill him but you finally get the balls to turn back to good and you end up throwing your master down a subway tunnel where he explodes. Your son tries to save you and you end up dying but he sees your true face before you die. His friends blow up your space station and everyone lives happily ever after, including the furry bear cubs.
The End
Originally posted by Röland
Oh and I forgot, this kid of yours that you don't know about, he'll end up destroying your space station because of how evil it is, be known throughout the galaxy as a hero, then on some snowy world he'll get the hell beat out of him by some dude in an ape suit then he'll have a hallucination where he'll see me, his former master, I'll tell him to go visit a crazy green midget in some swamp. He'll go and become even stronger in the ways of the Herb. You'll kidnap his friends by having this one guy double cross them, then because he is so cool in the ways of the Herb he will foresee this and come after them. You and him will have a little Herbsaber fight where you will cut off his hand and tell him your his father. He won't believe you.You had his best friend, encased in ice and sent to this fat crimelord slug-like guy. Your best friends girlfriend will try to save him and she'll get captured too along with his dog. But in reality this was all part of a more elaborate plan by your son and he will end up saving all of his friends. Your son will then find out that you truly are his father because the green midget will tell him before he croaks. Then your son and his friends along with a bunch of good guys will launch a mission to blow up some portable generator that protects your new space station.
While they try to do this they meet a bunch of furry bear cubs who take them in because they think his robot is a God. He then goes to find you and you take him to your master in the space station. While your trying to turn your son to the Marijuanaside his friends succeed in their mission and disable your shields. While they are all fighting in space you and him battle. He ends up beating your weak ass but doesn't kill you because he is good and rightous. He senses that you can be turned back to the Herbside. Your master tries to kill him but you finally get the balls to turn back to good and you end up throwing your master down a subway tunnel where he explodes. Your son tries to save you and you end up dying but he sees your true face before you die. His friends blow up your space station and everyone lives happily ever after, including the furry bear cubs.
[b]The End
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My kids sure as hell ain't gettin' their Christmas presents this year. ermm