Omfgplz: Dunt

I miss that guy.

I took a sick day.

I'm moving in 2 days. jw00t

Yay for mom taking care of us.

huhu

Spoiler:
biscuits

I saw this dude with a pink turban

Did you unfairly accuse him of plotting to do something terroristic

Well I would have, but he was fixing the slurpee machine

Why is there a slurpee machine in your office

Implying I was at the office.

I was at a gas station, he probably owned it.

Basketballs don't hold grudges

Fish don't fry in the kitchen

it's like it's really 1999

More like 1975

not really

You must like prince

I'm not a ***

You are what I say you are

That's rude

ermmhappy