Omfgplz: Dunt

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Who gives a f.u.c.k.

Please stop T.

OK OK OK

Tell me about it, stud

Dude, 😐

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Olivia Newton John looked ****able at the end.

Yeah, I'd let her into my group of T-Birds in a 1970s musical set in the 1950s.

I'd **** her six ways from Sunday

Please list each way.

haermm

Oh, you serious? ermmnone

I'm always serious.

Doggy style
Reverse Cowgirl
Jackhammer
Sideways screwball
Suspended Congress
The perfumed garden

You forgot ATM

Automated teller machine?

it's like you're really a virgin

I've had like 100x more pussy than you.

I wouldn't go that far, capt

I would