Omfgplz: Dunt

Go for it champ, I believe in you.

salute

I'm going to stay at work til 9PM. df

Leaving at 4, going home to play Bioshock and eat cookies jw00t

You're still playing that game?

I'm not the kind of asspie that posts up and beats a game in one night

Also I keep dying because for some reason enemies like tripled heath mid-level

Play it on expert

How about **** off

I will next time, I need to do a playthrough where I only kill one girl

How about **** on?

Ok get this

I was fighting a Rosie

Getting my ass kicked because I'm playing on hard like the god that I am

It's just being a dick to me

So what I do is take Proximity mines

Like a hallway with them every few yards

Shoot it from the other side

It goes beserk

Chases me

Sets off every single one, taking its health way down

I jump off a ledge into water and double around

It chases me through the water

I get out first, shock the water

Laugh to myself about what a good strategy that was

Can't wait till I get hypnotize big daddies so I can get them to fight each other

You are a god among men.

stoned

Just 2 more hours of work.

I didn't ask

I told you.

hmm

Was this the first time?

Not the last

Sounds kinky.

The kinks are pretty good