Omfgplz: Dunt

Did the teacher touch you inappropriately?

No, I moved from my first elementary and all the kids at the new one were dicks

You were put into an all boys school?

No, but this dude named Chad was a little prick

was his real name Sado?

No, I think it was Chad or something

Oh that's right, I just said it was Chad

Its Yasatora Sado

Commit sudoku

I'm not you.

I might get a haircut today

Get a gay one

i only get alpha haircuts

What is it with you and alpha?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_(ethology)

You are nowhere near alpha, omega, beta or anything else.

good day sir.

In comes the Totoro

weirdo

I might make a new thread soon

Kill yourself

What should I call it