Omfgplz: Dunt

we can rock our team jerseys while we get some poon

yeah i'll play "offense"

I'll be your wingman.

you're plastic

Haaaave you met Barker?

Or would you like me to call you Mic?

call me Master Mic

No.

How about baka so kawaii desu

are you retarded? crackers

a little

you are a cautionary tale.

I am the limit

Of disgusting

did you see db and kane last night

did you "lol"?

I don't watch wrestling

end your life

no

would you ever go on a cross country buddy flick with me

Sure why not? I have money to waste.

Lets skip the cow towns, I don't feel like running from rednecks.

but then we couldn't go cow tipping and wash the mud off with gasoline