Omfgplz: Dunt

Sure

i hope someone punches you in the face today

If they do I have what it takes to kick some ass.

you're not wearing hockey pants

I can still do a bad Clint Eastwood impression

yeah i can talk to chairs too

Do they mouth off to you

You are the personification of a dumb person

Says you.

and i'm a pretty smart guy

more like a smartass

both are interchangable

Neg.

you don't get out much do I

Every morning, when I stare into the mirror, and see my fine nude body. I says to myself, " you are drop dead, stone cold awesome."

Then I proceed to eat breakfast in the buff.

I do the same except I do it with clothes on

I should put some on when eating breakfast, the metal stools I use atthe breakfast bar are cold.

if you're having meta stools u should c a doctor

My doctor said my black stool was a problem. I don't know what he thinks he knows about interior decorating.

Bazinga.