So this one time...

...I went to South France. My mother she liked south France, so it was good, and like... my father liked south France so it was good... and I kinda liked south France... so it was good.
But anyway, we went camping in south France, right, and this one morning I woke up. I had to pee, cuz I drank alot of wine with the locals, of south France, the night before. So anyway, I went to this lake to pee, and I saw this light on the other side of the lake, and it was s... sucking me into the lake, yeah, it was sucking me into the lake, kinda like a suction. So I was swimming into the lake, but all of a sudden I couldn't take it anymore. I was getting tired of like the swimming. Luckily there was this undersea boat in the lake, who pulled up. They offered me a ride. So I came in, and I saw these two little guys. So I asked there name and the one said ''Jean'', and the other one said ''Jean''. A coincidence of some sorts. So anyway they took me to an underwater world. When we arrived I said ''Out here?'' and they answered ''Yeah, out here.'' So I left the boat.
I came into this room and there was this very old small guy, behind a piano. He played this song:

Knippie knoes
Knippie Knoes
Knippie KNOES
KNIPPIE KNOES

Knippie knoes...

And he said to me: ''The giant fish Knippie knoes has perpetrated into our lands, and stole all our babies. Will you save them for us please?''
To which I replied: ''Well, I'm on a holiday, and I don't really feel like it. Nahhh.''

So they dropped me of at the shore of the lake and gave me a grilled cheese sandwich.

I'm nt redin al thet sht. herbcry

too long

R U tlkng 2 Me? herbcry

nope, el slay

Originally posted by bogen
too long

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, I just typed some random shit. It's not like it has a message...

Originally posted by bogen
that doesn't detract from the fact that it's a long ass piece of writing.

Besides, if you don't want to read it, then don't. Theres no need to be bothered by it.

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, I just typed some random shit. It's not like it has a message...

That's alot of crap. herbcry

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, I just typed some random shit. It's not like it has a message...

Originally posted by Slay
...I went to South France. My mother she liked south France, so it was good, and like... my father liked south France so it was good... and I kinda liked south France... so it was good.
But anyway, we went camping in south France, right, and this one morning I woke up. I had to pee, cuz I drank alot of wine with the locals, of south France, the night before. So anyway, I went to this lake to pee, and I saw this light on the other side of the lake, and it was s... sucking me into the lake, yeah, it was sucking me into the lake, kinda like a suction. So I was swimming into the lake, but all of a sudden I couldn't take it anymore. I was getting tired of like the swimming. Luckily there was this undersea boat in the lake, who pulled up. They offered me a ride. So I came in, and I saw these two little guys. So I asked there name and the one said ''Jean'', and the other one said ''Jean''. A coincidence of some sorts. So anyway they took me to an underwater world. When we arrived I said ''Out here?'' and they answered ''Yeah, out here.'' So I left the boat.
I came into this room and there was this very old small guy, behind a piano. He played this song:

Knippie knoes
Knippie Knoes
Knippie KNOES
KNIPPIE KNOES

Knippie knoes...

And he said to me: ''The giant fish Knippie knoes has perpetrated into our lands, and stole all our babies. Will you save them for us please?''
To which I replied: ''Well, I'm on a holiday, and I don't really feel like it. Nahhh.''

So they dropped me of at the shore of the lake and gave me a grilled cheese sandwich.

Originally posted by Slay
You probably don't read too much.

Besides, if you don't want to read it, then don't. Theres no need to be bothered by it.

I know, i was just givving you a bump and a comment, which is also irrelavent in the schiem of things.
Not to worry though im sure you'll get some relevat replys to a 3 paragraph long tangent. 🙄

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
That's alot of crap. herbcry

Originally posted by FoxMeister
this thread is shit. y did u create such a monster????

Originally posted by bogen
Dude i read a book a week about 6 to 8 hundred pages each 😬

I know, i was just givving you a bump and a comment, which is also irrelavent in the schiem of things.
Not to worry though im sure you'll get some relevat replys to a 3 paragraph long tangent. 🙄

Originally posted by bogen
Dude i read a book a week about 6 to 8 hundred pages each 😬

I know, i was just givving you a bump and a comment, which is also irrelavent in the schiem of things.
Not to worry though im sure you'll get some relevat replys to a 3 paragraph long tangent. 🙄

Sure you do..and you ahve a 2 metre penis..anything else you want to brag about, liar?

herbsrug

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sure you do..and you ahve a 2 metre penis..anything else you want to brag about, liar?

It's probably the Goosebumps omnibus.

Originally posted by Slay
...I went to South France. My mother she liked south France, so it was good, and like... my father liked south France so it was good... and I kinda liked south France... so it was good.
But anyway, we went camping in south France, right, and this one morning I woke up. I had to pee, cuz I drank alot of wine with the locals, of south France, the night before. So anyway, I went to this lake to pee, and I saw this light on the other side of the lake, and it was s... sucking me into the lake, yeah, it was sucking