Pool Party.

Started by Röland3 pages
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
*gets out of the pool and goes to the kiddie pool and drags Itzaks body out of the pool* whelp to late for CPR.....anyone gotta bat or stick?

Ewww you walked in my pee! 😑

Can we make secks now? ermm

Originally posted by Röland
*realizes you have a point and throws a burnt hot dog on your body.*

*shoots you from heaven*

Originally posted by Strangelove
Mmmmm....dead people droolio

I'm not a necrophiliac ermm

Of course not... you're a just a confused cannibal. ermm

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
*gets out of the pool and goes to the kiddie pool and drags Itzaks body out of the pool* whelp to late for CPR.....anyone gotta bat or stick?

Hey, I ain't no pinata! firefirefireph

Originally posted by Röland
Ewww you walked in my pee! 😑

Can we make secks now? ermm

we gonna get us some candy! 😈

Originally posted by Itzak
Hey, I ain't no pinata! firefirefireph

little to late to stop me 😈

this is an indoor pool right?

😄

*jumps into pool*

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
we gonna get us some candy! 😈

So that means we are going to make secks? 😕

Or does it mean we literally are going to get some candy? 😱

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
we gonna get us some candy! 😈

little to late to stop me 😈

I'm telling! schmoll *gets Jesus*

Originally posted by Itzak
I'm telling! schmoll *gets Jesus*

But Jesus doesn't love you idiot.

Originally posted by Röland
So that means we are going to make secks? 😕

Or does it mean we literally are going to get some candy? 😱

we are gonna literally get some candy 😛....if Itzack doesn't give us any, we gotta rob the store!

Originally posted by Itzak
I'm telling! schmoll *gets Jesus*

He will know your telling a lie!!

Originally posted by Itzak
I'm telling! schmoll *gets Jesus*
Jesus doesn't like tattle-tales

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
we are gonna literally get some candy 😛....if Itzack doesn't give us any, we gotta rob the store!

awww I wanted secks, ok I guess candy is still good. Is there a possibility that AFTER we've had candy we could make secks? 😐

Just punch Itzak in the face he will give you candy faster than you can say "I just punched Itzak in the face!" 😱

Originally posted by Röland
But Jesus doesn't love you idiot.

Good, cause that'd be gay. lookaround

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
we are gonna literally get some candy 😛....if Itzack doesn't give us any, we gotta rob the store!

He will know your telling a lie!!

Who's Itzack? ermm

Not since I got you on cam, when you were stealing food from my fridge. evillaugh

Originally posted by Strangelove
Jesus doesn't like tattle-tales

It's true. weep

Originally posted by Röland
awww I wanted secks, ok I guess candy is still good. Is there a possibility that AFTER we've had candy we could make secks? 😐

Just punch Itzak in the face he will give you candy faster than you can say "I just punched Itzak in the face!" 😱

I dunno depends if you help me get the candy

Originally posted by Itzak
Who's Itzack? ermm

Not since I got you on cam, when you were stealing food from my fridge. evillaugh

oops spelled your name wrong 😮 sorry 😛

The is false evidence! you faked it! 😠

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I dunno depends if you help me get the candy

Tell me what I need to do. 😏

go to Itzaks body, beat it for candy, once the candy comes out stuff in a pillow case and bring it to our hide out which is over there *points to the pool shed*

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I dunno depends if you help me get the candy

oops spelled your name wrong 😮 sorry 😛

The is false evidence! you faked it! 😠

You're forgiven. disgust

Yeah. 😮

yay! kiss

well then!! *arrests you* your going to heaven jail!

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
go to Itzaks body, beat it for candy, once the candy comes out stuff in a pillow case and bring it to our hide out which is over there *points to the pool shed*

*goes to Itzak's body and beats it repeatedly with a bat, a ton of candy flies out of his mouth, nose, ears and eyes. I grab all of it and stuff it into an XXL Pillowcase I take it to the pool shed and wait.* 🥷

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
go to Itzaks body, beat it for candy, once the candy comes out stuff in a pillow case and bring it to our hide out which is over there *points to the pool shed*

You do realize that eating candy out of a human body is consider cannibalism. shock

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
yay! kiss

well then!! *arrests you* your going to heaven jail!

Sweet. droolio

*pats Roland on the head* Good boy....now Just a minute I shall be back. I need to go lock a certian Itzak up.

*goes up to heaven and push Itzak behind bars* Your gonna be here for a long time Mister!

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
*pats Roland on the head* Good boy....now Just a minute I shall be back. I need to go lock a certian Itzak up.

*goes up to heaven and push Itzak behind bars* Your gonna be here for a long time Mister!

Why do you think I brought my cable, laptop, and xbox? ermm Not to mention Heaven jail is full of hot women! 😱