Talk to me right now! I'm sleep deprivated! Ask me stuff while you can!!!!! It wil

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Originally posted by LethalFemme
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Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mr. Hiker Sir,

When was Santa born?

Why do people say Sunday is the seventh day of the week when it's the first on the calendar?

If men have penises then why are they constantly asking for vaginas?

How do you do what you do when you do what you do to me?eyes

Santa . . . when Coka-Cola invented his warm fuzzy ass in the 1930's.

Because that was the day when God created light, so you need Sunday to see the rest of the days. Light = Sun = Day.

Men and vaginas . . . it's kinda like wanting a garage to park your car in. Keep it warm safe and protected.

how do you do what you . . . . It's easy, you have that affect on me.

Originally posted by Syren
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Sorry leftright

It's quarter to nine, why am I still awake? **** is wrong with me?

Because 8:45 isn't that late? Or early?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Santa . . . when Coka-Cola invented his warm fuzzy ass in the 1930's.

Because that was the day when God created light, so you need Sunday to see the rest of the days. Light = Sun = Day.

Men and vaginas . . . it's kinda like wanting a garage to park your car in. Keep it warm safe and protected.

how do you do what you . . . . It's easy, you have that affect on me.

All very valid points.hmm

Originally posted by Council#13
Because 8:45 isn't that late? Or early?

I guess you are right. I should just stay awa . .. .holy shit, my housemate just got up to get ready for work. This is something I'm not used to now that I don't live alone anymore. What will he think if he sees me getting another beer out of the fridge at nine in the morning?? Shit, aren't you supposed to be asking the questions?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I guess you are right. I should just stay awa . .. .holy shit, my housemate just got up to get ready for work. This is something I'm not used to now that I don't live alone anymore. What will he think if he sees me getting another beer out of the fridge at nine in the morning?? Shit, aren't you supposed to be asking the questions?

.... Maybe leftright

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I guess you are right. I should just stay awa . .. .holy shit, my housemate just got up to get ready for work. This is something I'm not used to now that I don't live alone anymore. What will he think if he sees me getting another beer out of the fridge at nine in the morning?? Shit, aren't you supposed to be asking the questions?

Hide the beer, quick!

I hear the shower starting up! Nowz my chance to grab a couple beers and put them in my room . . . cover me!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I hear the shower starting up! Nowz my chance to grab a couple beers and put them in my room . . . cover me!

Go, go, go! Syren, cover his left flank!

Originally posted by Council#13
Go, go, go! Syren, cover his left flank!

Thanks yo! Mission accomplished without casualties. I went in and retrieved two beers, both in good shape, there doesn't seem to be any signs of foul play. Just me and the beers.

Good night 😐

Originally posted by Council#13
Good night 😐

Sir, good night, sir!

Why is you no be sleeping? Me be liking to sleep. Is sleepy good? Cuz me be always sleepy, me be being sleepy right now... me be going to bed... where is me bed?

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Why is you no be sleeping? Me be liking to sleep. Is sleepy good? Cuz me be always sleepy, me be being sleepy right now... me be going to bed... where is me bed?

I'm not sleeping because I'm a KMC addict and I'm off work today so I can stay up all night and that sort of thing.

Sleepy is good, the body needs sleep, it is yet to be proven why.

Your bed is in a room . . . it's in a bedroom.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Thanks yo! Mission accomplished without casualties. I went in and retrieved two beers, both in good shape, there doesn't seem to be any signs of foul play. Just me and the beers.

*hangs on to left flank for dear life*