Batman vs Venom

Originally posted by marvelprince
Spider-Man accidentally kills Batman

😂

The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil...

Originally posted by Scoobless
😂

The police turn up:

[b]Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... [/B]

Originally posted by Scoobless
😂

The police turn up:

[b]Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... [/B]

I am gonna put that in my profile. I have saw others do it. 😆 😆 😆

Venom takes the easily

Batman always carries speakers and amps to hook up to his I-Pod... and he only listens to Math/Grindcore! Batman wins! 😱

Originally posted by Scoobless
😂

The police turn up:

[b]Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... [/B]

Originally posted by Scoobless
😂

The police turn up:

[b]Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... [/B]

Funniest thing I've read in a LONG time.

😆 🤘

Ah, my adoring public.

😄

Originally posted by Scoobless
😂

The police turn up:

[b]Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... [/B]

F%*kin hilarious. I can't laughing 😆 😆 🤣

I used to be funny? ... damn ... that was a while ago.

😐

Originally posted by Scoobless
😂

The police turn up:

[b]Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... [/B]

Originally posted by xmeat
😆 😆 hilarious

LMAO.....BTW Venom should win

😆 Without at least 8 hours or so of prep, Batman's brains are gonna be eaten. 😈